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feeling a slight burn in your penis is ok :) too much is not good but a little is fine :) its okay :) :)

STOP DEADNAMING MECHA HITLER

4. The next time you get hungry

3. The next time you get scared

top 10 times it was me: 1. 😈 2. 🏢 🏢

BREAKING NEWS: PirateSoftware has finally learned about for loops!

My life went from a "bringe bompilation" to a "Try not to talk about it challenge"

Rainbow Road (July Ver.)

My life went from a "Lets talk about it" to a "Welcome to da topics"

Recommending your friends good coffins after all the shit that happened

has anyone seen my purple frisbee ?

1 like = 1 RIP for a chicken that died for ya stoopid meal.

Your personally curated yaoi vs. the yaoi that sister recommended (filthy fujoshi

If AI can wipe my bum now, which one wipe forward which one wipe back

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sometimes I hear clicking from the back of my head 🙂 🙂 🙂 😟 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

Warming your girl up with some Dirty ChatGPT before showing your real self

Superman cunts it

Spotify Wrapped vs. Durex Wrapped

Doctors Without Borderlands 3. LMAO, you don't even have Borderlands 3??

Doctors Without Bitches

Why do Tour de France racers want that jersey so badly? They have the money to just buy one.

Flea market sadness

62 rubber snakes 62 rubber snakes 62 rubber snakes will you flinch? Will you jump? Theyre made out of rubber though

Always saying "you saved my cock" when the barista brings you coffee

Realizing that all that stuff didn't help your game but all this time it was your leopard skin pillbox hat that gave you the results

Getting "ahead" in the game by having "gay sex"

Toilet seat fall down Cut You're dang peanits off

Imagine Dragons was FUCKED. No one told me I had to actually imagine the dragons myself. I guess I'll just imagine the entrance fee next time.

WTF was Homer doing there in Ionia? 😂 αράχνη χοίρου αράχνη χοίρου κάνει ό,τι κάνει η αράχνη χοίρου

Getting your PayPal funds frozen for being "too well-endowed"

System of a Down - Little men

Understanding his "donky kong" reference

booting up frog bog on the intellivision and getting irrationally mad at the fly physics

Reading the title of the OST track you're listening to, "Ploopy fucking dies", spoiling your game forever

the door locks behind you What's up... Bitch, you think I didn't hear you talking shit? *air machine begins whirring faster and louder* Oh fuck I'm getting really big csn you turn that off, I said turn it off.. TURN IT OFF 💥

Night at the motherfucking museum bitch!! Ass hole

Night at the museum

Who released the fucking cowboy robot

Placing a pool table and an arcade machine in your office to bully your ever-so-busy coworkers

Opening a restaurant called Sakura that only serves pancakes

Did you know there is only one person in the Putin suit?

Flushing your credibility down the toilet

This is the FIRST AI Generated topic! (or is it? Maak je borst maar nat)

Going for a less bumpy look

so anyway uhh bud light or miller lite

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors; be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me; I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should've known you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Have you done a 𝚐𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜 today?

Environments where you NEVER say the N-word: - the office

oasis fucking dies

Man Donald Got Angry as F**K in That QUackers 😂😂😂🦆😂

there's a tiny corner where Tony cleans his coins

Infamous Mr. Bean Photoshop Challenge (5 injured, 1 dead)

Breathe in breathe out. Put your hooves up, put your hoof down

what if therr was an app for that ?

Going "postal". (Eating 45 stamps)

All of us at conversation topics HQ would like to remind you that we are in fact run by a swarm of angry locusts that havent been able to get back to sleep since they last woke up. Also one pelican

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE BIRTH CRISIS BROO!!!! I WARNED YOU!

Breathe in. Breathe out. Perish bro

Stuck in Shitzoland trying to breathe in this birthing crisis

Babe, are you okay? You've barely touched your Shinzo Abe bullet hole-shaped donut.

Hey babe, do you think shinzo abe felt like a donut for the brief few seconds he was conscious after getting a blunderbus-barrel-shaped-hole blown through his chest? Just wondering babe.

Being a scientist at Dunkin (donut research)

Donut research (do not research)

Shrinky dink (do not research)

Driving with both feet (on the steering wheel

Realizing you don't die you just shrink 🤏

Having 0 kids due to 6 ongoing wars and 27 climate disasters vs. Having 34 kids (spares) to accommodate the amount of ongoing wars and climate disasters that may "hinder" your offspring (Don't be a pussy, do it for the fucking guy)

oddly satisfying vs evenly satisfying

Fastest 1 meter sprint

Clenching an AirPod in your fist to make it play music

pussy put me in hibernation 😴

Being so anti-LGBT you won't eat Detroit pan pizza

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Stop Killing Games? Does that mean AVGN can't destroy shitty games anymore? :(

Topics is Over, the waiter quit. Hope you enjoyed the soup... Sincerely, Fly™.

Started lifting yesterday. Any tips?

Running 4 prez. My biggest policy change? If breasts are large enough i should be allowed to cry in them. Lmk what you think, xoxo -Gharlie

Going homeless to fully dedicate your monthly budget to the topics

god he's so hot

Can somebody find that “Waldo” fuck already???

set mouse= " Fuck That Lil Mouse Cus Im An Albatrous!!!!!

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Flying headfirst into your soup and then notifying your waiter about it

Putting the a in your fg command to return to your suspended pride_month.vim file

Using ZZ like an absolute fucking pussy

How do we exit this fucking program

Always feeling better after taking daily Lexabro®

Broverdose

Broteins before hoteins

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