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Flushing your credibility down the toilet

This is the FIRST AI Generated topic! (or is it? Maak je borst maar nat)

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors; be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me; I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should've known you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Have you done a 𝚐𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜 today?

Environments where you NEVER say the N-word: - the office

oasis fucking dies

Man Donald Got Angry as F**K in That QUackers 😂😂😂🦆😂

there's a tiny corner where Tony cleans his coins

Infamous Mr. Bean Photoshop Challenge (5 injured, 1 dead)

Breathe in breathe out. Put your hooves up, put your hoof down

what if therr was an app for that ?

Going "postal". (Eating 45 stamps)

All of us at conversation topics HQ would like to remind you that we are in fact run by a swarm of angry locusts that havent been able to get back to sleep since they last woke up. Also one pelican

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE BIRTH CRISIS BROO!!!! I WARNED YOU!

Breathe in. Breathe out. Perish bro

Stuck in Shitzoland trying to breathe in this birthing crisis

Babe, are you okay? You've barely touched your Shinzo Abe bullet hole-shaped donut.

Hey babe, do you think shinzo abe felt like a donut for the brief few seconds he was conscious after getting a blunderbus-barrel-shaped-hole blown through his chest? Just wondering babe.

Being a scientist at Dunkin (donut research)

Donut research (do not research)

Shrinky dink (do not research)

Driving with both feet (on the steering wheel

Realizing you don't die you just shrink 🤏

Having 0 kids due to 6 ongoing wars and 27 climate disasters vs. Having 34 kids (spares) to accommodate the amount of ongoing wars and climate disasters that may "hinder" your offspring (Don't be a pussy, do it for the fucking guy)

oddly satisfying vs evenly satisfying

Fastest 1 meter sprint

Clenching an AirPod in your fist to make it play music

pussy put me in hibernation 😴

Being so anti-LGBT you won't eat Detroit pan pizza

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Stop Killing Games? Does that mean AVGN can't destroy shitty games anymore? :(

Topics is Over, the waiter quit. Hope you enjoyed the soup... Sincerely, Fly™.

Started lifting yesterday. Any tips?

Running 4 prez. My biggest policy change? If breasts are large enough i should be allowed to cry in them. Lmk what you think, xoxo -Gharlie

Going homeless to fully dedicate your monthly budget to the topics

god he's so hot

Can somebody find that “Waldo” fuck already???

set mouse= " Fuck That Lil Mouse Cus Im An Albatrous!!!!!

500OWelcome To Da Topics^[<80><fd>5^[<80><fd>5

Flying headfirst into your soup and then notifying your waiter about it

Putting the a in your fg command to return to your suspended pride_month.vim file

Using ZZ like an absolute fucking pussy

How do we exit this fucking program

Always feeling better after taking daily Lexabro®

Broverdose

Broteins before hoteins

I need my broteins to grow (as a person)

Calling your gym buddies your "broteins"

Approaching people on the street asking if they want to see your really cool chimney. You don't have any gross intentions, just socially stunted and really do possess a cool chimney.

Constantly posting new gapes in the #weird-flex channel

Can you defeat all your coworkers in a fist fight?

Here's what you would look like pre- and post-twink death

I'm feeling like a hundred bucks! (Zimbabwean dollar)

Inexplicably conjuring up images of Keith Apicary in your mind during sex

itchy "pussy"

foggy style

Bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow

Walter, put your dick away.gif

BEING CAUGHT ON THE TRAIN TYPING 'PENIS HOLE'

PENIS HOLE!!!!!!!!!! PENIS HOLE!!!!!!! PENIS HOLE!!!!!!?

Realizing 2012 was actually the end of the world because Whitney left us

Going to Amsterdam for a quick ass pinch

✨ i am limping in the beehive ✨

Desperately trying to "reload" in the only language where "no" is said by farting loudly

Sir, you may not operate that forklift with a boner

Having a sense of humor akin to a baby that witnessed 9/11

Playing a game of Extreme Bucket (body count: 5)

GADAFFI INNOCENT

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FatShitGamer caused problems at Too Many Games. News story in 6 hours. Screencap this.

Telling the waiter “there’s a fly in my soup” and smiling. While the waiter takes your soup away, you think back on all the topics you’ve read, all the topics you’ve chatted about. Conversation is such a magical thing, isn’t it? This establishment could use better hygiene though why the fuck are there so many flies

We appreciate each and every reader. It means the world to us! Anyway, Vim topic streak next week. Look forward to it.

IT SEEMS YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT TO MY SHOW SO I BROUGHT THE SHOW TO YOU

I GET ANGRIER FOR EVERY PROBLEM YOU GET WRONG

Every year we host the TooManyGames convention and every year more and more games get made. Who will heed the call?

Topics that sow the seeds of doubt in your mind

Having Shinigami eyes for AI content

Desperately trying to figure out why your fascism causes your car to automatically drift towards trees

Seeing the word "BORING!" in your vision and immediately steering into the guard rails

Goodbye to the people that hated on me

Having kids with the plan to sue them later

gotta get the Kurds in there, just.. fuck it

Our Haskell topic flopped. Expect layoffs soon.

ELMO is BLACK or Red (SP 黒ANOTHER)

Extreme counting

Committing random people’s faces to memory so you will see them in your dreams

ever notice how wtf is ftw backwards? me either

Enough. Bring in the cat boys

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