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• Accidentally finding the absolute worst presidential speech to say "Ah, we are just one big happy family"

• Accidentally getting credited for curing someone's cancer because your hungry ass coincidentally ate the right things during the surgery

• Accidentally giving both your kids the same name

• Accidentally hiring a pro grammar guy for a web development position (he's insufferable)

• Accidentally killing your husband four movies into the Alvin and The Chipmunks marathon

• Accidentally leaning your balls on the keyboard and opening the list of Nintendo DS games wiki page

• Accidentally marking your house as unholy on instinct

• Accidentally pasting your blacklisted Twitter words into rule34

• Accidentally pasting your Stable Diffusion tags when ordering food and receiving a "diaper pizza" 40 minutes later

• accidentally playing the opoona ost near your child and turning him into a lil round guy

• Accidentally pronouncing her name as "Caitlyn Gender"

• Accidentally relocating Conversation Topics to BlueGuy․com

• Accidentally saying "Put your hooves in the air" at a rave

• Accidentally shitting on your balls

• Accidentally sitting on your balls

• Accidentally stepping in shit you produced earlier

• Accidentally telling your crush that you "like" the way their sweaty balls feel on your face during a makeout session and having to pretend it was intentional the whole time after that, eventually getting so tired of pretending that you start calling them "my little meatball" even when they are not around

• Accidentally triggering the DRM that causes the "Which Gender Are You?" screen to get swapped by the infamous "Which one will you mate with?" screen with the only options being male and dog

• Accidentally typing your Jira ticket in Google and discovering it's a JAV code

• "accidentally" "using" the "number" "4"

• Accidentally visiting a movie theater and watching Terminator 2 in your dream, violating your Dopamine Detox™️ diet

• Accidentally voting for the wrong candidate

• Accidentally waking up your wife with the OneyPlays jingle

• Accidently running implode --force on your friend

• Accusing all of your family members of very serious crimes and then saying you were trolling but some of them got a little too defensive……..

• Accusing someone of revealing they run a gimmick account to you in DMs but refusing to post proof

• Accusing that one friend in the group of being pregnant

• Accusing your friend of being a skinwalker because he didnt want a glass of homemade lemonade

• Accusing your spouse of performing long term CBT on you in your sleep

• Acda & de munnik announce de kapitein deel III

• Ace Attorney's third case syndrome

• Ace Of Spades - Motorhead (THPS3 - N64 Version)

• Achievement Tracker: Use 10 of our Risky Topics without getting hurt

• Achievement unlocked!: I can't take it anymore.

• Achieving Nirvana vs. Archiving Nirvana

• Achieving The ChatTopics Seal of Quality™

• Achieving the hidden ESRB rating: C for Coc k

• A Chinese League of Legends Clone Where "Shrek" Says The Craziest Things like "john doe thats haywire" and "oppan gangnam style"

• Achmed the Dead Boyfriend: "Silence! I Dump You!"

• A Christian household vs. a chris-chan household

• Acme easy bake oven

• A cromulent fuckcrustable of a day

• Acting fruity around low hanging fruit (balls)

• acting REALLY gay like Bubs Bunny

• Acting too confused to accept the payment request

• Activate Windows Go to Settings to activate Windows

• Activating The Monologue™ from your dead man switch

• Actively promoting the "#depression" channel" just to check the upper limits of everyone's sadness

• Actively using the internet to lower the average IQ on it

• Actually, olifanten choose to die in a 'elephant grave' not for solitude but because if the die near the herd there will be a never ending stream of explosions 🐘 ->💥

• Adam Lanza steps onto the dance floor!

• Adding "apply scrotum ointment" to your work calendar and wondering why your colleagues are looking at you funny

• Adding Asian elements to a movie in post

• Adding one hair to your friends head every day without them noticing

• Addressing the awkward missile in your backyard

• Addressing the Tulpa of Everyone Who Came to Your Concert

• A Developed Character Tony Soprano to Be Placed in Any Show and Still Function as Expected: Watch How Tony Works His Way to the Top in Ponyville

• A dictionary full of microsoft words

• Admitting your friend into a mental hospital because they’re considering speedrunning Mario 64

• Adolf Mitler, hard-working children's hospital doctor, is often confused with 'that other guy'

• Adopting a tapeworm because I love him so much 🥹 I will feed you my little worm 🥹

• Advancing the human race into the 19th century to mainly to invent things like car crashes and Russian Roulette

• Advertising Chat Topics in Slack before leaving your company

• Advertising yourself as “Ex-Conversation Topic Writer” on your dating profile in the hopes of attracting fans (We’re onto you MonkeyMagic13, you fucking sleazeball. Wish the lynching was real)

• Advertising your VPN sponsor by doxxing the current viewer

• After Months of Trial, Sam Bankman-Fried is Sentenced to Scrub Scrub Scrub All the Floors in Hyrule

• After much consideration & conversation with my family, I've decided to smoke.png

• After years of training, I can finally tell the difference between James Blunt's "You're Beautiful" and Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours"

• A game of charades where you're only allowed to act out topics

• AGDQ 2024 adding a permanent on-screen Cringometer™️

• Aggressively FaceTiming your boss while naked to dominate them with your fat balls

• Agile style pussy vs strong style pussy

• Aging rapidly in protest

• A happy car is a honky car. 🚗

• Ahmed the very alive innocent civilian

• a horse is a horse

• ah that's nice *makes plan to nuke you on your birthday*

• A humorous image, video, peice of shit, that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users

• *ai generated the bullets out of my body*

• Aight.. talk soon yeah? *dies*

• Aint No Party Like A Topic Party Cuz A Topic Party Dont STOP

• Air horn in my dorm room at 3AM

• airport pranks and Other Ways of Getting Banned from airports

• Airtagging your grandpa

• AITA? I told my friend that I used to cry when Bambi's mother was shot, but now that I'm older, I understand that the hunter needs to eat as well. I told him there were deer-people and hunters in this world. My friend said that I need therapy. Was it really weird what I said? Should I have explained myself better?

• Al Bundy vs Ted Bundy: Who Is More Clinically Insane?

• Alec BaldLose

• Alexa's Uncommon Functionalities: It's an easy world for fart fetishists

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