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Having a name like "Elon Musk" and being really surprised when your IQ test returns a double digit score
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Having a NBA BASKETBALL Themed Sleepover Where You Perform LOUD Slam Dunks Until Everyone's Woke
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Having an empty, gaping hole where your Xbox used to be
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Having an episode where you don't stop talking about Sabrina the Teenage Witch and draw portraits of her on random surfaces
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Having a Nice Smoke During Pregnancy
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Having an uncontrollable urge to share roms everywhere you go
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Having a olive oil brand called "Slurp!"
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having a pee party instead of a wedding to avoid having to kiss the bride
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Having a penis that Smells awful when you're angry and great when you're happy
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Having a pornstar doppelgänger (or at least… that’s what you’re claiming…)
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Having a pussay that Stank on Fridays and smells OK usually
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Having a pussy like Terrydactyland (too convoluted, too long, Gregg Mayles had to apologize for it)
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Having a pussy like the Water Temple (too convoluted, too long, Miyamoto had to apologize for it)
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Having a Q ANON Themed Sleepover Where You Perform LOUD Alternative Facts Until Everyone's Woke
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Having a really generous friend who takes your entire friend group out for a sushi & grill dinner and pays for the whole thing (Thanks D-Meister!)
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Having a really stinky radiator and torturing your guests by turning up the heat
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Having a ridiculously high amount of penis hits received
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Having a right laugh over your coworker's extreme misfortune
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Having a shitty date at a guy's house... until they get out the WII MINI!
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Having a “stink-off” with Asmongold
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Having a stroke vs Having a "stroke"
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having a toothbrush for each tooth
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Having a very "shootable" body
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Having a very special verbal tic (Whenever you enter a room you scream "BADUSSY" at the top of your lungs)
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Having a "wholesome Homer moment" call with a friend
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having a woke stroke
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Having Carbonated Pee Somehow
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Having clear pee and clear poo
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Having enough and turning your friend into a Bouncy Castle
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Having Fun With Text!
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Having horrible timing asking people's pronouns
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Having Instant Automatic Stockholm Syndrome in every shit situation
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Having just a small sip of wine behind the wheel. What’s the harm?
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Having less followers than ChatTopics
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Having more bullets in your blood than blood
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Having more channels than people in your server
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Having multiple personalities and using them as counterpicks to every social situation
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Having not enough attention. Like my tweet you bitch. Jerry i know you're watching
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Having one of the worst shits of your life during a really time-sensitive situation
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Having only 3 teeth (2 front teeth & 1 molar)
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"Having" "opinions"
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Having panic attacks to the Donkey Kong 25m theme
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Having Private Jet Money but Still Eating McDonald’s
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Having sex in an abandoned shopping mall seconds before it gets demolished
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Having Sex Like It's Minecraft Creative Mode
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Having sex through the eye of Glutko
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Having sex with a duck: foul play or fowl play?
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Having sex with Mrs. Boggy while Boggy watches
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Having some dentures around your cock. Bertha, you gotta pick these up at some point
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Having some ""figgy water""
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Having so much to live for (trolling the king)
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Having suicidal thoughts vs. Having a sundial
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Having that Amazon logo smirk
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Having that classic "where could my pipe be?" moment in Minecraft
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Having that curse where you die if you ever lose at poker
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Having that "he/him mindset" (being completely clueless all the time)
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Having that one friend who only eats plastic and always being able to count on him #climate
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Having That One on Your Crew Who Go Slinky Like Spaghetti When the Shit Get Hot
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Having the ability to smell "Shit" as your Sixth Sense
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Having the sex life equivalent of a leaky bucket
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Having to fight Q-Anondorf at the end of Zelda
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Having to post your asshole to get through the job applying process
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Having to sit through your friends' GeoGuessr streams
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Having to sneeze right when you're doing something that requires precise motor skills
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Having to take a shit so often that you can't do anything
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Having trouble finding one biker who hasn't died at least once
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Having “Twitter for Android” energy
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Having two of those.
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having unread messages in your personal discord
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Having your AI girlfriend stolen by ChadGPT
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Having your Cleveland Steamer ruined by diarrhea
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Having your game rated "B for brothership" for absolutely no reason
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having your shit kicked in by john "not good" goodman
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Having your topics with no salt, no pepper, you're on a fucking diet
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Hawk Tuah In My CEO’s Face
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Hayao Miyazaki Makes an Absolute Cunt of a Meal
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Hazardous Topics
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Heading down underwater to become a bigger guy
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Heads or Tails? coin
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Health issues related to consuming the Finding Jesus duology of movies
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Healthy lungs, I only got one of them. I smoke with my other one
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Hearing a distorted moan coming from the WiiMote speaker after inserting a Nunchuck
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Hearing Kevin MacLeod music on the radio
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hearing the hells kitchen waterphone sound effect over and over again in your dreams and nightmares
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Hearing the HEMA whistle right before your scripted ambush happens
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Hearing the Notorious B.I.G. Hypnotize sting with every thrust
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Hearing the Sonic Adventure 2: Battle "Level Clear" music when you get sentenced to life in jail
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Hearing the Yume Nikki sewer music coming from that pussy
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HEARTBREAKING: Dev Team Poured Heart & Soul Into "Star Fox Zero" Only For It To Be A Duck Hunt Clone With Fancier Graphics
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HEARTWARMING: Convicted serial killer makes courtroom laugh by yelling "I GOT BINGO" when sentence is being read (48 years)
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