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Having some ""figgy water""
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Having so much to live for (trolling the king)
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Having suicidal thoughts vs. Having a sundial
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Having that classic "where could my pipe be?" moment in Minecraft
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Having that curse where you die if you ever lose at poker
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Having That One on Your Crew Who Go Slinky Like Spaghetti When the Shit Get Hot
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Having the ability to smell "Shit" as your Sixth Sense
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Having the sex life equivalent of a leaky bucket
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Having to fight Q-Anondorf at the end of Zelda
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Having to post your asshole to get through the job applying process
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Having to sit through your friends' GeoGuessr streams
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Having to sneeze right when you're doing something that requires precise motor skills
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Having to take a shit so often that you can't do anything
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Having “Twitter for Android” energy
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Having two of those.
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having unread messages in your personal discord
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Having your AI girlfriend stolen by ChadGPT
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Having your Cleveland Steamer ruined by diarrhea
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having your shit kicked in by john "not good" goodman
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Having your topics with no salt, no pepper, you're on a fucking diet
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Hawk Tuah In My CEO’s Face
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Hayao Miyazaki Makes an Absolute Cunt of a Meal
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Hazardous Topics
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Heads or Tails? coin
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Health issues related to consuming the Finding Jesus duology of movies
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Healthy lungs, I only got one of them. I smoke with my other one
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Hearing a distorted moan coming from the WiiMote speaker after inserting a Nunchuck
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Hearing Kevin MacLeod music on the radio
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hearing the hells kitchen waterphone sound effect over and over again in your dreams and nightmares
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Hearing the HEMA whistle right before your scripted ambush happens
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Hearing the Sonic Adventure 2: Battle "Level Clear" music when you get sentenced to life in jail
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Hearing the Yume Nikki sewer music coming from that pussy
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HEARTBREAKING: Dev Team Poured Heart & Soul Into "Star Fox Zero" Only For It To Be A Duck Hunt Clone With Fancier Graphics
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HEARTWARMING: Convicted serial killer makes courtroom laugh by yelling "I GOT BINGO" when sentence is being read (48 years)
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HEARTWARMING: Dog overjoyed to be reunited with local town sodomite after 10-year prison stint. (Click to see video)
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>he doesn't know about the efteling grenade hunt
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HEELP ME! I'm in topic hell. Its really loud in here the people talk so much
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[heely's unsuccessfully]
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hehe, nice topics guys. Keep it up
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Heinz beans
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He isn't queer, for the cop simply speaks "street".
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HE IS THERE!!!
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helaas.. cinema..
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Hell is Real and You're Going There for Using the "Burning" Text on cooltext․com
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Hello AGDQ and Greetings from Germany. Kill the Germany. Save the Germany. Can i get a HYPE?
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hello I'm a spell caster who can help you do many thing like 1) Have promotion in anything you do 2 )Earn a good money 3)Success in business 4)spiritual problems 5) win court case 6)You want to be promoted in your office.
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hello internet welcome to game theory the show where we ask the real questions like "was Ra actually a chozo from metroid?" and "where did my wife go she left last night and hasnt come back yet i fear the worst has happened"
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Hell's Kitchen contestants who spend more time running back and forth due to the endless, relentless "Come here, you!" and "Fuck off!" commands than actually cooking food
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Helping that one friend who's always sticky
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hengis bengis.. 🎵 weh ar yoo 🥺
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Henry Kissing Her
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Henry Kissin Your Ass Goodbye
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Hentai Porn Meets SoundCloud Rap @ XXXTENTACLE
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Her Anus is BIG or SMALL
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Herbie Fully Loaded.jpeg
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here in my car i am driving my car and im in a car and i drivey my.. car!!
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Her'e punsay Lika Ultimate Chicken Horse
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Heres comes the worm
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Heres comes the worm (again), don't forget what he did last time
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Here's How to Save Money Every Day! juke the stats and sabotage salary percentage calculations
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Here you go man, have some pills. *spreads labia majora*
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Here you go man, have some pills. *unrolls foreskin*
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Herobrine joined the game with his dick swanging!
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HER WEB CONNECTS THEM ALL
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he's a smeg one.... mr inch 🎶
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He's back he's back GUARDS! GUARDS!! Stop him quick please
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He's Dead
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He's gonna take me back to the past?
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He's gumming all over the DJ deck!
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Het bord beschouwen als de "korst" van een AVG'tje (upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to gain access to GespreksOnderwerpen)
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HETERO VS GAY
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He used to be called Four Finger Freddy. Now, after the accident, Two Finger Freddy is sad his name doesn't alliterate as nicely
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He Who Peanut
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Hey, at least we didn't die from nothing!
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Hey babe. Seems like we live on the floor huh? Where you live? I'm on number 69. The best number.
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Hey did you buy the new soup DLC (croutons, numbnuts)
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Hey everybody it's me ScrewAttack! I remember it so you don't have to.
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Hey Everyone! Just Discovered Hitting The Griddy. Please Do It With Me On Discord!
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Hey girl, are you a Nintendo Wii? Because you make me eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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hey girl let me get a peak-at-you (read this like pikachu for maximum funniness. Or dont, i seriously dont give a fuck. I wrote this joke for myself, not for you, you entitled piece of shit. give me your lunch money)
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"Hey girl, you look pretty cute." *bleeds on you*
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Hey guys! I just found this really cool underground record and I was wondering what you guys think of it! Give it a spin!
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hey its me archie!! do you remember when we played mario kart after school? man i love that game. in 4 grade i couldnt beat the first level.. but now im a professional speedrunner!!! funny how life turns out.... anyways... do you wanna come to my "record release" party?? no one is gonna be there because it just started ... but ill have some beer (lol, legal here) ,maybe play a song or 2, maybe get drunk .. oh who am I kidding everybodies already left Im playing music to an empty house as people are walking by staring into their phones!!!! FUCK!!!!!
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Hey man im gonna head to the store you want anyth- [LUNG EXPLODES MAKING A WHOOPIE CUSHION NOISE]
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HEY "NINTENDO FANS"!!! I'VE GOT A JOKE FOR YOU GUYS. ARE YOU READY? HERE IT IS...... THE WII U LOL
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Hey topic fans! Winter is coming. WEAR APPROPRIATE GARMENTS to keep yourself warm
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Hey, whats up? (This topic was written on the 11th of January 2024)
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Hey y'all, Scart here
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hey yo captain jack (hey yo captain jack) lick my pussy and my crack (lick my pussy and my crack)
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Hibernation mode (prison)
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