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Playing 𝚐𝚒𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚌𝚑 with your dog
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Playing 𝚐𝚒𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚝 --𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 with your company
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playing "got your nose" with a very old man (like, REALLY old)
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Playing Guess Who with your friend suffering from Prosopagnosia
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Playing in the key of C vs. Playing in the KFC
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Playing Kinectimals on the train
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Playing “lose/lose” on the work computer
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Playing Mario in Melee because he's on the boxart
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Playing McRoll on the Burger King menu TV's
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Playing Monopoly but Getting Stuck in Prison (in real life) for the Whole Game
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Playing "Moses: The Exodus" on your Philips CD-i and saying the CRAZIEST things like "Yippee!" and "Whoops..."
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playing mouse trap with the homies but refusing to activate the trap at the end because someone online said traps are gay
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Playing music that makes you feel like you're held at gunpoint to concentrate better
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Playing MyHouse.WAD with your mom after secretly starting a little fire somewhere
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Playing obama games on your computer
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playing pokemon ranger with your pussy
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Playing QWOP with the NES Power Pad while having an anal evacuation
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Playing random windows sounds while recording a serious murder documentary
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Playing "Rummy" with some friends (game does not exist)
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Playing Rushing Roulette (the first person to go always dies)
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Playing scrabble with ALL the letters. None of that Pussy Shit. We playin with A B C G F P $ 𓂄 𓉩 𓏀 L ಥ ຈ ┻ ♫︎ W ✿ X Y AND Z
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Playing Spinky's Hell 64 and wondering why you have to walk to the Boinky Barrel all the fucking time
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Playing Splatoon 3 with the Gynecology Sensor
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Playing Splatoon and constantly saying you “have an inkling” about where the enemies are
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playing Stack Up ™️ with chatgpt and being concerned when you find out it does not come with the Stack Up ™️ Accessories
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Playing Super Mario 64 Just To Play As a Little Guy
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Playing Super Mario World with yer pals (For this and more Scottish related topics, there can only be one!!!)
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Playing that cinnamon perfume in attack mode
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Playing The Brown Note in a Hospital
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Playing the classic matchup of Bruce vs McCoy in the game GhostLop (game doesn't exist)
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Playing the Excited Pounding theme from Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life while having sex
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Playing the new pokemon game to see if pikachu is in there
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Playing the Peshay Studio Set by starting it off with one of your all time favorite tracks
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Playing through Bleak Falls Barrow for the 420th time
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Playing video games with ya 'gina
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Playing with balls, how long is too long?
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Playing with the king's wii vs. Playing with the king's weenis
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Playing with your balls and cock and ass and penis shortly after meeting someone
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Playing with your BBC vs. Playing with your KFC
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playing with your cock like a switch controller (docking)
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Playing Worms Blast vs Blasting your worm
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Playing your daily dose of "Ultra 64 Mario Brothers"
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Playin' on da slime
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Play Myst or Get Pissed
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Play squid games win squid prizes
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PlayStation Playstation PlayStation PlayStation Playstation PlayStation Playstation PlayStation sony
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Please do not forget to check out our website. Surely we can beat "XNXX" in the Similarweb's List of Most Visited Websites.
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Please fuck me! Please fuck me!!!
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Please Give Me COCK
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please help me im cold Sent from my Samsung Family Hub™️ Smart Fridge
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Please leave a message after the beep. *beep* Haha, just kidding. *beep* Haha, just kidding. *beep* Haha, just kidding. *beep* Haha, just kidding. *beep* Haha, just kidding. *beep* Haha, just kidding. *beep* Haha, just kidding. *beep* Haha, just kidding.
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Please leave a message after the guy
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please STFU for me.. xD
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PLEASE STOP Leaving the Paddington movie to see the queen. U have already bene too the queen. She'll be here after(The queen is dead)
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Please Stop Touching My Willy.flac
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plentiful pussy
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Plotting to destroy your entire office building
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Plucking hairs out of your nutsack like Olimar
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Plug came through with that GameState pack. Smoked that shit now im playing Crossy Roads on the A10 to win enough tickets for a pencil eraser
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Plugging a USB cable into your friend and reading their debug console output
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Plugging your dick into your partner’s pussy and hearing the Ring doorbell sound
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Plugging your pants' drawstring into your belly button and making the usb plugged in sound effect with your mouth when you're bored
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Plug n play games
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Poffertjes Crackertjes
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Pointing at a dog and screaming "GOGGY!! GOGGY!!!" while your nephew plays on the swing set
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Pointing at a warhead and saying "OMG me!!!"
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Pointing at every woman and saying "Her Mouth Is Filled With Honey"
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Pointing at someone's ass saying "In that house there is a mouse!"
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Pointing at strangers with your soyface
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Pointing at the guy's stain and saying "Haha, I got that reference."
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Pointing at your joe.tv mouse mat whenever you're talking about your topic of expertise
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Pointing out that someone used a slur but just so happened to misspell it into a completely different and mundane word
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Pointing out you own the same kind of batteries as your friend (nobody cares about this, really)
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Poison vs. LGBT poison (its rainbow colou
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Pokebowls vs poking bowels
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Pokemon Go: Anyone Heard Of It ?
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Pokemon Stadium Built-in Drain System
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pokémon trivia: there is a banned episode of the anime in which ash catches fukkomon. this episode was a tie-in for the scrapped event in which pokéheads could receive fukkomon at a local download station. nintendo has memory holed this event, and fukkomon has not appeared in any of the games. the fukko pop figure was also cancelled
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Pokies in the subway (sandwich restaurant)
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Polar Bears that say funny puns and catchphrases right before they kill you
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Polar express vs polar sex press
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Police sketch artist: do he look like this? [makes a square motion with his hands]
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Polishing your shoe vs. Becoming Polish
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Polly! Polly! What are the nuclear codes?
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Ponzi in my onsey
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Ponzi Scheme vs Bonzi Meme
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Poochy & Yoshi's STUPID World
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Poo poo in train (steamy)
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"Poor people do not deserve Anything" - Gandhi
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"Poor people do not deserve sympathy" - Freddie Mercury
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