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Proceeding with the murder and then going "npc mode" for a while
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procrastinating on a 1 word essay
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Producing exactly what humans make the best (skin)
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Professional speedrunner banned for "speedrunning" a kid
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Programming Exclusively in "Boobie on Rails"
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Programming Pong in Game Maker and becoming a pussy magnet overnight
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Prolapsing your Subway all over the pavement
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PRO-LIFE ROUNDHOUSE KICK
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Pro-Life vs. Half-Life
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pronouncing asdfmovie as "Ass-Duff Movie"
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pronouncing asdfmovie as "Ay Ess Dee Eff Moo Vee"
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pronouncing ass like this
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Pronouncing Buizel in a Funny Germanic Way
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Pronouncing caveat incorrectly
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Pronouncing it as "Lamb-boar-geenie"
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Pronouncing it "hwhite"
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Pronouncing Lloyd as "le-loid"
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pronouncing penis like fenis (real ones know shoutout to the real ones)
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Pronouncing two strangers as "CHUCK & LARRY".
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Pronouns for danger seekers
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Proposing to your girlfriend in the library and getting shushed by a handful of people trying to study
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Propping your president back up in his chair
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pro sex
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Pros of my friend: - Cons of my friend: - he taps my head - he taps my head - he taps my head - he taps my head
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Protip: My Cheney is Hard & Ready 2 Go
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Pro tip to beat paper mario: - Dig a tunnel about 3ft tall and 3ft wide, remember to make trap spike pits and dead ends with gun holes to kill those unfamiliar with your ways
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Proving something vs. Improving something
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Prullenbak Posting
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Psychologists vs PSY
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PTSD cases associated with picking Krunch in Diddy Kong Racing during childhood
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pubequizzes
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Public Enema #1
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Pulling a "Columbine" by "Going to School"
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Pulling a "Undertaker" at a Funeral
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Pulling a "Wile E Coyote" and Blowing Yourself the Fuck Off the Earth to Catch a Bird
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Pulling a "Wile E Coyote" and Driving your Expensive Truck into a Wall with a Painted On Tunnel on It
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Pulling out all the topics from your pants they're Really stinky
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Pulling out my “Steamboat Willie” in Disneyland Paris and getting arrested by an undercover cop in Mickey Mouse costume
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Pulling the "smoking gun" out of my prehistoric pussy (the case has been going on for 67 years)
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Pulling up Teletext when you have a girl over
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Pullin' it back for the viewers at home
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Pull On My Mickey: A Good or Bad Idea?
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Punching a hole in your friend's wall and then saying it was there already
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punching people who eat salami in public
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Punji pit tonight queen?
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Purchasing 25 barrels of crude oil (minimum required volume)
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Purchasing a 6-figure house with 6 GI Joe action figures
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Purchasing a Ringtones app and only downloading the "Canon in D Major" ringtone
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Puritans seething: Three-Finger Dan is being epic with fireworks again! What will this crazy guy do this year?
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Purple links to dementia pages
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Purposefully FaceTiming your boss while naked hoping your fat balls will get you that fat raise
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Purposely cutting a slit in the back of your pants so people can coin-op you
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Pushing everything back as far as possible
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Pushing Gaywards Your Wife
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Pushing happy birthday modals for your coworker to all production environments
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Pushing "Pee"
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Pushing the “STOP” button on the bus and immediately being subjected to the first note of Undertale’s “Metal Crusher” at +50dB
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Pushing your ass cheeks to the side because you're blocking the path and you need to make way
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Pussy Delirious
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pussy fart scene
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pussy fracking
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pussy got me bankrupting!!!!
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pussy got me beeping and honking
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Pussy In Da Pursey
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Pussyin' Out
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Pussy Number 3
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Pussy phartin
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Pussy Sustainable
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Putrid smells and their Geolocations
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Putting 0 effort into a tweet and being invited to the white house due to its success (I turned down the offer, Giant Abe Lincoln scares me)
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putting 1 Lego brick in every m² of your house
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putting a "bagel" in the "oven"
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Putting a Bullet in Someone's Hand as a Threat
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Putting a chat AI in a robot suit with electronic nerve endings so you can beat the shit out of them
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Putting ASCII middle finger in every rent transaction
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Putting boogers on your friends table in front of him
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Putting buckets on your head at random intervals during a conversation and calling it "Bucket Mode™"
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Putting cajun seasoning on your balls
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putting every last coin in that pusdy
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Putting Every Ronald Reagan Fan Through The "Are you ready to take a bullet for the president of the United States" Challenge
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Putting lil ugly mane's entire discography into your wedding playlist
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Putting little apple pie slices out for the construction workers
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putting my hand inside of Glover; fisting or na?
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Putting "my name is jeff" in places they shouldn't be
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Putting on a mask in a public restroom due to stench
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Putting one more cookie in your foreskin
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Putting on no seatbelt so that you do something epic when something goes wrong
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Putting on your murrsuit for the funeral thinking anything colored black would work
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"Putting out" vs "Putt'ing out"
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Putting someone in a meatgrinder
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