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Pissin mist
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Pissin 'N Missin You
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Pitching a new Breaking Bad Spin-off named "Mikey Mayhem" to AMC
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Pitching an idea vs. Pitching a Tent
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Pixar's Cars 9/11
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⚠️ [PIZZA MAN DIED][PIZZA MAN DIED] ⚠️
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PizzaPizzaMan69 has been banned from the Papa John’s forums.
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Pizza with sausage (only attempt this when the vibes are good)
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placing blocks 'n shiT.... because you're in fucking MINECRAFT!!!!!
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Planning Masturbation Sessions
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"platforming" and "fighting" you way to the end of the level
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Playboi Cart i the an animal doctor He says " that pussy got some mileage
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Playing a Chris-Chan style documentary of your friend at his funeral
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Playing ACNL (Animal Crossing: Nederland) with some gabbers
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Playing a game of Two Truths and a Lie with your Grandma
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Playing a “little game” with your civilians (genocide)
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Playing a racing game and exclaiming "WHEN ME AND THE BOYS" whenever there are other vehicles around you
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Playing a slot machine and winning the "Jackport"
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Playing a video game and thinking: "Man, I sure wonder what ScrewAttack's Top 10 Items for this game would be!" ⚠️ DISCLAIMER ⚠️ - This topic might be impossible to use in conversation due to no one on Earth relating to it.
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"playing" "balatro" (eating an entire deck of cards in under 2 minutes)
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playing bball with the bboys
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Playing children's party games just to legally beat the shit out of kids
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Playing CRYSIS to heat your GPU up to 250 DEGREES so you can ROAST a FAT PIZZA on There
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Playing da bl00s
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Playing Engineer on koth_harvest: Unforgivable Act or Necessary Evil?
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Playing funny songs in your car next to people who are telling their life stories
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Playing 𝚐𝚒𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚌𝚑 with your dog
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Playing 𝚐𝚒𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚝 --𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 with your company
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playing "got your nose" with a very old man (like, REALLY old)
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Playing Guess Who with your friend suffering from Prosopagnosia
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Playing in the key of C vs. Playing in the KFC
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Playing Kinectimals on the train
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Playing “lose/lose” on the work computer
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Playing Mario in Melee because he's on the boxart
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Playing McRoll on the Burger King menu TV's
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Playing Monopoly but Getting Stuck in Prison (in real life) for the Whole Game
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Playing "Moses: The Exodus" on your Philips CD-i and saying the CRAZIEST things like "Yippee!" and "Whoops..."
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playing mouse trap with the homies but refusing to activate the trap at the end because someone online said traps are gay
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Playing music that makes you feel like you're held at gunpoint to concentrate better
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Playing MyHouse.WAD with your mom after secretly starting a little fire somewhere
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Playing obama games on your computer
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playing pokemon ranger with your pussy
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Playing QWOP with the NES Power Pad while having an anal evacuation
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Playing random windows sounds while recording a serious murder documentary
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Playing "Rummy" with some friends (game does not exist)
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Playing Rushing Roulette (the first person to go always dies)
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Playing scrabble with ALL the letters. None of that Pussy Shit. We playin with A B C G F P $ 𓂄 𓉩 𓏀 L ಥ ຈ ┻ ♫︎ W ✿ X Y AND Z
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Playing Spinky's Hell 64 and wondering why you have to walk to the Boinky Barrel all the fucking time
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Playing Splatoon 3 with the Gynecology Sensor
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Playing Splatoon and constantly saying you “have an inkling” about where the enemies are
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playing Stack Up ™️ with chatgpt and being concerned when you find out it does not come with the Stack Up ™️ Accessories
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Playing Super Mario 64 Just To Play As a Little Guy
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Playing Super Mario World with yer pals (For this and more Scottish related topics, there can only be one!!!)
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Playing that cinnamon perfume in attack mode
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Playing “The Bomb Game” at the airport
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Playing The Brown Note in a Hospital
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Playing the classic matchup of Bruce vs McCoy in the game GhostLop (game doesn't exist)
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Playing the Excited Pounding theme from Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life while having sex
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Playing the new pokemon game to see if pikachu is in there
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Playing the Peshay Studio Set by starting it off with one of your all time favorite tracks
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Playing through Bleak Falls Barrow for the 420th time
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Playing video games with ya 'gina
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Playing with balls, how long is too long?
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Playing with the king's wii vs. Playing with the king's weenis
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Playing with your balls and cock and ass and penis shortly after meeting someone
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Playing with your BBC vs. Playing with your KFC
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playing with your cock like a switch controller (docking)
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Playing Worms Blast vs Blasting your worm
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Playing your daily dose of "Ultra 64 Mario Brothers"
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Playin' on da slime
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Play Myst or Get Pissed
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Play squid games win squid prizes
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PlayStation Playstation PlayStation PlayStation Playstation PlayStation Playstation PlayStation sony
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Please do not forget to check out our website. Surely we can beat "XNXX" in the Similarweb's List of Most Visited Websites.
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Please fuck me! Please fuck me!!!
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Please Give Me COCK
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please help me im cold Sent from my Samsung Family Hub™️ Smart Fridge
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Please leave a message after the beep. *beep* Haha, just kidding. *beep* Haha, just kidding. *beep* Haha, just kidding. *beep* Haha, just kidding. *beep* Haha, just kidding. *beep* Haha, just kidding. *beep* Haha, just kidding. *beep* Haha, just kidding.
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Please leave a message after the guy
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Please pour me a Coke. [pours you a Pepsi] Please pour me a Fanta. [pours you a Mirinda] Please pour me a 7-Up. [pours you a Sprite] Please
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please STFU for me.. xD
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PLEASE STOP Leaving the Paddington movie to see the queen. U have already bene too the queen. She'll be here after(The queen is dead)
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Please Stop Touching My Willy.flac
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plentiful pussy
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Plotting to destroy your entire office building
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Plucking hairs out of your nutsack like Olimar
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Plug came through with that GameState pack. Smoked that shit now im playing Crossy Roads on the A10 to win enough tickets for a pencil eraser
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Plugging a USB cable into your friend and reading their debug console output
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Plugging your dick into your partner’s pussy and hearing the Ring doorbell sound
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Plugging your pants' drawstring into your belly button and making the usb plugged in sound effect with your mouth when you're bored
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