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Giving birth in the foampit to raise safety awareness
Sacrificing yourself for the craziest tricks in the foam pit
Going to the gym and just kind of standing around
Going to the gym to do kegels
When your boy brings out the WUNCHPUNCH 😂 😂 😂
pringas
Commenting "I'm really impressed with the vocal range here!" and timestamping the instrumental bridge section
Does anybody fancy a little beer?
Living life on 1 HP
Kinda just wishing some awful shit on your family
The Sequel to Jennette McCurdy's bestseller "I'm Glad My Mom Died", "I Hope My Mom Is Eternally Constipated In The Afterlife"
Having to take a shit so often that you can't do anything
Sending goatse to your boss
Having to post your asshole to get through the job applying process
Google Glasshole
Finding your hidden status screen that shows how much you need to shit
The Birth-Taking Community
The Birth-Giving Community
Kramer Goes to Kenya
Feeling the urge to masturbate when you see Luigi
Not Fleeing A Life-or-Death Situation Because You Don't Want to Make a Scene
Exclaiming "I'm Batman..." Whilst Shoving A Copy of "Batman" on Commodore 64 Into Your Deranged Friend's Joker-Cosplaying Asshole
You Can Have Your Plain White T's, I'll Fuck Batman
Being batman and making out with the nearest Robin cosplayer when you see someone named Delilah
Always bursting into song when you see your friend Delilah
List of Things That WILL Go Wrong Today: - Everything
Alternating daily between telling people it's gonna be okay and telling them it's NOT gonna be okay
Being as Kind as Possible
Shocking 'Before & After' Pics of People Before & After They Experienced Death
The Trolley Problem But You Pull The Lever Like How Donkey Kong Does It In Donkey Kong 64: It Takes Forever!
Exclaiming "FRUIT OF THA LOOOM MM" or "THA OLIVE GARDEEN" while throwing up gang signs
Music Italian People Hang Themselves To
Throwing "pipe bombs" at an "unsuspecting crowd"
Pulling a "Columbine" by "Going to School"
The Gizmondo: Isis Edition
Yo girl so dongle she sprongle (whips out my
Losing your train of thought by taking a fat shit
What You Feel When Hearing the Scott the Woz Theme
Walking past a bunch of normal people and feeling uneasy
Guilt Tripping Someone into Balding
Eldritch attributes of Pasta Water
Are Sleeves Made for F*mboys Specifically?
Aging rapidly in protest
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK PENIS PENIS PUSSY PUSSY DICK DICK DICK SHIT SHIT
My Ass Smells Putrid
Never Backing Down . Never Showing Remorse. Kindness Is An Act of Weakness. Fuck Them Kids . Fuck Em Up Good
Telling your friends the Funniest Passwords
Bugs that don't understand glass
Having an episode where you don't stop talking about Sabrina the Teenage Witch and draw portraits of her on random surfaces
Jerry Seinfeld Drip
Congratulations Nilay Cafer for Winning wikiFeet's Feet of the Year 2021 Competition!
Hanging yourself infront of BALAN WONDERWORLD characters to see what it would do to them
List of Removed Songs in REFLEC BEAT
Just showed Drake @ChatTopics
Referencing schizophrenic people
The year of the gape
Having to sneeze right when you're doing something that requires precise motor skills
Randomly claiming other people's possessions are yours
Saying "Oh you don't think that's funny? Fuck you then" to normal people
The Hidden McDonald's
Hearing Kevin MacLeod music on the radio
You Got "Vaush'd"
The most destructive places to send Pelosi to
Adolf Mitler, hard-working children's hospital doctor, is often confused with 'that other guy'
Gettin' noddy
asking people what they're "up to these days" then forgetting what they said and just nodding while they talk
Telling your boss you were "hitting that Yoinky Sploinky" when they ask what you did yesterday at the daily standup
Ordering a filet mignon at a restaurant but emphasizing that you just want any steak in the shape of a minion from the despicable me movies
Reporting a bomb threat mid-flight because the airplane food will cause explosive diarrhea
Saying "Who asked?" when the flight attendant tries to hand you a bag of free peanuts
Throwing up 3L of chocolate milk on your flight to Thailand and refusing to apologize to the woman who was in the splashzone
Remembering 9/11 as the day before that one time you had to chug your 3L bottle of chocolate milk at airport security because suddenly the TSA exists now
Drinking "Pog Juice" in an airplane where all liquids are prohibited
Filming your buddy poop in a bucket
"Doin' Your Mom" cover performed by your dad
You can create 3 aliens at any time, and theyre little grey aliens about this big, but everytime you teach them something they get bigger and bigger.
Receiving threatening letters in your mail (such as "A", "G" and "P")
Mark Wahlberg eats a big mac and Fucking Dies
Mark Wahlberg warping into random family homes to tell the story about how he almost got on that plane
Our suspect, also known as "The Hole Finder"
Impressing your suspect in the interrogation room by leaning as far back in your desk chair as humanly possible
If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them: Why I Switched Sides In The GamerGate War
Pixar's Cars 9/11
Jimmy Two Shoes of Dairy
98.8FM Mournin' in the Morning with Jimmy Two Shoes and Daryl
Being at a funeral and accidentally saying "finally" in every mourning sentence
Mommy makeout day
Ethan Bradberry
Huckleberry's Finished
Who's Huck?

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