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Taking a nice, relaxing jog through the human slaughterhouse known as "central park"
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Taking a picture of a picture
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Taking A Picture Of Your Ceiling
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taking a piss before your sloppy toppy
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Taking a ride on the Cockwarts Express
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Taking a Selfie of Yourself Peeing in the Pool
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Taking a Shit
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Taking a shit as a responsible adult
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Taking a shit in "China" (going to the Chinese enbassy)
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Taking a "shit" in "China" (why is it green?)
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Taking a shit vs. Taking a birth
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Taking a Spine Relocating Shit You've Been Building up Over 22 Years
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Taking ass pills at a friend's house
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Taking a trip to Algeria because you "can't wait to see all that sand".
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Taking a vacation to the chattropics
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Taking a Wii
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Taking conversation topics and changing a few words to create a new topic
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Taking credit for all drilling done in your building
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taking dickpics on the bus
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Taking Discord Bots Extremely Seriously
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Taking extremely long to get on the bus
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, taking hot dumps in your sony swag bag
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Taking matters into your own glands
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Taking meta topics a little too seriously (yeah, im talking to you.)
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Taking no shortcuts at your son's circumcision ceremony
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Taking PrEP for no reason
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Taking some heroin for a quick laugh
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Taking suppositories with ur friends
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Taking The Bonus Vaccine Just For Fun
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Taking the longest shit ever during your timed all-you-can-eat buffet
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Taking your ass pills to a friend's house
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Taking Your Cock Out In The Middle Of A Fight And Yelling "You Wanna See This?"
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Taking your date to a very barren Worlds.com room
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Taking your friend to the Repair Shop after losing some fingers lighting fireworks
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Taking your son to HELL for his birthday
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Taking your straight friend to a live showing of "Meine und Deine Ass" (movie does not exist)
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Taking your wife's pregnancy test yourself because she doesn't understand how to use it
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Takis vs Taksi
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Talking about friends as if they are dead to praise them slightly more
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Talking about how close Trump's assassination was and accidentally willing another attempt into existence
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Talking about Racewalking around people who do not know Racewalking is not a racial term
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Talking about the Philips CD-i while pooping
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talking about weird USA theories and wondering why the FBI showed up to your 911th birthday
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Talking about what's funny now
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Talking about ya balls call it Ballology
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Talking about your dead mom in the YouTube comments of a The North Face backpack review video
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Talking about your favorite "Chocolate Boy" without seeming racist
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Talking really enthusiastically about a movie called "Little Latvian" (the movie does not exist)
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talking to Eksemell about xml
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talking to jason about jsons
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Tandoori sauce 😃 on my new pants ☹️
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Tapping the mic, loudly hearing feedback, and still asking "Is this thing on?" like a fucking loser idiot piece of shit
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Tar coated lung vs. Chocolate coated lung guy
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Target acquired. Your favorite topic will be the last one you'll read.
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Targeting your friend with gambling addiction genes and dragging him into as many "funny money places" as possible
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Tasteful racism
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tattooing your SSN on your dick (Keep a record of this number as you might lose the card)
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Taxidermy Evasion
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Tay Zonday looks pretty dry in his famous video Chocolate Rain, did he ever even feel the pain? What gives him the right to sing about it?
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Teaching 90s kids to stop saying "nick or treat"
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Teaching Kids to say Nick All Stars Instead of N*gga
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Teaching your "friend" a "lesson"
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Team Losi RC Racer PlayStation Gameplay
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Tears of the Kingdom: new Zelda game or BBC headline?
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Ted Bundy vs Al Bundy "Dude-Off", a bro-down of galactic proportions!! ted bundy wins he killed that other guy
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Ted Cruz's Zodiac Sign
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Ted "Nivision" Stark
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💧 👅 🔥 🔥TELEIOPHILES BE LIKE......... 👀 ❣️ DAMN LOOK AT THAT 29 YEAR OLD!!! 😤 😤 👏 👏 🏡 💼
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Telekinesis Orgasm Disaster
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Teleporting without consent
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tell'em to bring out the lobster
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Telling a friend he'd be really good at being a fat fuck
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telling all you topic lovers whats ap !!!!
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Telling Co-workers About E621
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Telling everybody "Please educate yourself" no matter the circumstances
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Telling old people they look "kinda out of it."
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Telling people they have a cool gut
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Telling people to “brown themselves”
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Telling people to go "skydiving"
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Telling someone that everything they own is covered in a layer of thick stinky kaka
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telling someone their posts would do numbers on funnyjunk, killing their soul instantly
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Telling someone they don't look like the type to grow old
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Telling someone they will be paid in exposure and then shoving them into direct sunlight
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Telling someone to relive their "happy times" causing them to relapse into chasing women at night
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Telling someone you like their style and when they ask "what do you mean" you scream "BALD" and run away
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Telling someone you made 'a clankey'
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Telling speedrunners "Oh you're losing time? Well I'm losing interest."
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Telling that guy in your orchestra that foreskin is not an instrument
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Telling the waiter: "Excuse me waiter, thank you for that excellent addition of the fly" He walks off in shock and disgust
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Telling the waiter “Excuse me waiter, there’s a fly in my soup, and he goes: "hmmm, that's messed up.... We're calling Greenpeace on this one..".
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