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Calling all of Will Smith's oneliners "Will Smithers" and calling the slap of '22 a "Will Smither"
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Calling anything even remotely round a "Ball"
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Calling Breaking Bad a senseless tragedy
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Calling everyone "Bob" and not expecting to run into problems
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Calling for a moment of silence while farting incessantly
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Calling For A Moment Of Violence
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Calling in sick to work because you took 2 covid tests that turned out negative and two negatives make a positive
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Calling mummy for help. MUMMY!! MUMMYYYY!!!! IM HUNGRY
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Calling QWOP different names based on your control method
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Calling shotgun when you're being led to an unmarked police car
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calling someone a "fundamentally broken person"
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Calling someone a "kinder egg" because they look like they have a toy inside of them
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Calling someone a total fucking idiot for not playing Donkey Kong Country
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Calling something "Assy"
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Calling The Based Department: Will They Pick Up?
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calling the local builder boys to ask if their "stinky" is poisonous or just to scare off the "hoes"
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Calling the turtle from Over The Hedge a whiny lil fucking bitch
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Calling up pizza places and saying the CRAZIEST things like “Do you guys have risotto?” and “wololo”
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Calling up pizza places saying "I'M HUNGRY!!! ;A;I'M SO HUNGY "
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calling your barber a dumfayce for spraying sulfuric acid on your head
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Calling your fellow humans 'overgrown sperms'
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Calling your friend 6ix9ine for no reason
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calling your friend an alien
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Calling your friend Mr. Quantity by the amount of fatal accidents you've seen him experience but somehow he keeps reappearing like nothing happened
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Calling your friend "Mr. White Power" because he drinks so much milk
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Calling your friend "Rubby" in public based on that one time they stroked your cock at that sleepover
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Calling your friend shitty pussy without much regard of how they must feel
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Calling your friend the David Byrne of the group
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Calling your friend the "Fairly Odd Parents" of your posse's "TV block"
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Calling your friend the "Spange" of the group
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Calling your gf a braphog
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Calling your secretary up to your room with your pants down and then bragging about it at your next stand-up show
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Calling your Tetris friend over every time you need a mess cleaned up
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Call me mr. Zeeman the way I
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Call me she/her the way I'm claiming the last girls bathroom stall
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Call our new pedophile hotline! 1-800-BURN-IN-HELL
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Call that pussy kruidvat the way it's steeds verrassend altijd voordelig
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Cameltoe & Cock
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Camping out churches
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camping out the gorilla that broke into your house
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Camping the toilet to see who was being so loud
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can a conputer virus still hurt you if you only downloaded it a lil bit ?
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Can a Happy Meal truly be happy if it is nothing but a collection of inanimate objects?
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can anyone help me with my metamask wallet?
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Can believe avgn lost his rolling rock sponser to soylent 😔 #notmypresident #sorry
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CANCELLED ‼️ Why ⁉️ Your Aunt's NAME is JEMIMA ‼️
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Cancelling a TV show because the premise is loosely based on the book "Silent Mind Golf" by Robin Sieger
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Can confirm this, we all wanna get into the Rainbow Pussy
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Can convicting an innocent man improve our legal system?
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can infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters release an album faster than kanye west?
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Can I put my balls in your jaw Mega Mix
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Cannon penis
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Can slim shady please stand up straight.
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Can slurs truly be avoided in everyday communication?
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Can someone buy my stupid fucking ntf bored fucking monkey god damn my crypto wallet is GONE
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Can't afford the car? Don't worry, you can now smell like the car. Introducing the new Chat Topics Cologne! Made with 80% Diesel. It d
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can't spell BO without o
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Can we eat Bob's Burger's tonight?
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Can You Hit a Split on a D*ck (Ch*ney) (2*24)
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Can you point - - Your fin - - gers and Do the twist? - -
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Can your country really stand on its own without a lil' lead poisoning?
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can you stand on one foot anderhh your hands
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can you update the cheats for the 64 bit version of league of legends.
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Capitalists be like: I want one bread! *Proceeds t 𝗕𝗼𝗕𝗼𝗱𝗱𝘆 𝗕𝗼 𝗕𝗼𝗱𝗱𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿
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CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
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Capturing a frog on land and releasing it into a nearby pool of water only for a fat purple cat with a fishing rod to reel it back to land
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caramel dancing
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Car battery: does the negative clamp go on your left or right nipple?
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Car dealership varient of Hooters called 'Honkers'
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Cardinal Topic Sins
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Carefully taking a shit
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Carrying a bottle of liquid shit to work for that coworker who always steals your chocolate milk
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Carrying a Magical Nitro to Work
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cartoon bone noise
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Cartoon Watches: The Ben 10 Watch Gets Real
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Cast Away DIRECTOR'S CUT: Wilson is replaced with the football from Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise A Football (cameo does not exist) (director's cut does not exist)
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Casting Skype Laughter Chain to the smart TV at every party you attend
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Casting the sudden shit curse on your friend by saying "It's shitting time for you." and watching them haul ass to the bathroom with their hands on their cheeks
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Casting Your Greatest Enemy in Your Movie as a Character With a Gruesome Death
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Castlevania 1 dicks (about 16% of screen size) vs Super Castlevania IV dicks (about 25% of screen size)
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Casual Sex vs. Competitive Sex
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Catching your boy playing Polybius
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CATCH YA BOY PLAYING POLYBIUS
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Catch Ya Boy Playing The Polybius
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categories: 911
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Categorizing all beat 'em ups, fighting games and rhythm games under "button mashers"
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cats and dogs would piss and shit on it
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cat-y... (accidentally lights he on fire
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Caught Binging
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