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• Claiming to be nostalgic for the "F-Zero 99" days reminiscing on how calm and drama-free the world was

• Claiming to be straight but also saying things like "hello" and "Bro My Anus Is Fucking Open" whenever your friend talks about his breakup

• Claiming you listen to "thwarkstep" (Genre does not exist)

• Claiming you're a MAN of the STREETS (homeless)

• Claiming your pants are made of "fentanylon" before transforming into an incomprehensible amalgamation of shapes and substances

• Claiming your pants bulge is only so big because you've been "chunking for years"

• Claiming you see Rodeo Bill's Killstreak in your vision at all times

• Claming humanity peaked when the Dreamcast™️ came out

• clanky dick

• Classic Arin Hanson penis moment

• Classic Autism: The Cadillac of Autism

• Classic Autism vs. Modern Autism

• Classic behavior only acceptable at Subway® (laying a footlong)

• Classic Penis vs. Renaissance Penis

• Cleaning the garden

• Click, Clackin' it; SeatZac'ing it (This is a promotional topic, buy a SeatZac only if you're worth it)

• Click dickers

• ⬆️ Click Here for The Best Page in the Universe.

• Click Here To Buy More Braille Products

• -> Click h͟e͟r͟e͟ to get picked up by Charon. ☠️ 🚣‍♂️

• -> Click h͟e͟r͟e͟ to get picked up by Mom. 👩

• --> Click Here to open your pores ✨

• <CLICK HERE TO RELAX>

• Clicking every link in every phishing mail to cause as much damage to your company as possible

• Clicking on a Twitch stream and bracing yourself

• Clicking random results on the 10th page of Google

• Clicking random results on the 11th page of Google

• clickity clack get in my sack 💩

• Click Klack SeatZac (for filtering sponsored topics, please subscribe to our Patreon)

• Climate Activist: The only job where you can say "boiling time" when things go wrong

• Climate change

• CLIMATE NEWS: Factorio is now real life.

• CLIMATE NEWS: Super Mario 64 is now real life.

• Climbing Mt. Fujo (not recommended)

• Climbing on stage and starting a moshpit

• Clipping out of bounds in order to sneak up your friends ass

• Cloning Now Fully Possible by Running Any DNA Sample Through a STEM Machine

• Closing your hole against intruders

• "clout gang"

• Clown who cant blow up balloons when people are watching so he has to do it in the corner with his back to everyone

• Clumsymaxxing

• C'mon, don't act like you've never been pegged before!

• Cock Arthritis

• CockBusters

• Cock Department

• Cock Dick Balling

• cock pretzel with semen dip

• COCK SUCKIN . BEER BONGIN . LOVE MAKIN . ASS CHASIN . ALL THE MAKINGS OF A FINE FRIDAY NIGHT FELLAS ...

• Codeslutting in Vim!

• Coen & Sander Show Murder Round

• coffee that makes you racist

• Cohesive Augmented Reality Stories About Eating Shit

• Coincidentally saying you like mysteries the day before Hannah goes missing

• Coins coin coins coin s coins coins where are my coins

• cold and burnt pizza

• Collective Nosebleed Event

• Combining all unsold BALAN WONDERWORLD copies to somehow create a doomsday device that gets Yuji Naka out of prison

• Combining the two things all teenagers love: ninja and turtle

• Comedian DESTROYS Annoying Heckler With Dropped Anvil, Killing Them Instantly

• COME ON JEB!!

• COME ON JEB (minecraft jeb)

• Come on. Let's go save John McAfee

• Come on man. You can't even wiggle a little?

• Comic panel vs Comic-con Panel

• Coming out of a 10 year time capsule and desperately trying to find the emoji equivalent of >_>

• Coming out of retirement and immediately breaking every bone and ligament in your body

• coming out to your parents but admitting its because of how hot your dad is

• Coming out to your parents while only using the appropriate slurs

• Coming to terms with the fact that the Ghosts 'n Goblins episode of AVGN is a decade old

• Coming to terms with the fact you will never truly understand the Metal Gear Solid lore

• Commenting "Cringe dancing baby video" on every video no matter what the contents of that video are

• Commenting "I'm really impressed with the vocal range here!" and timestamping the instrumental bridge section

• Commenting "I want to go faster" on random tweets and articles

• Commissioning a Giant Goblin Penis to hide in subtle spots when guests are visiting

• Committing as many sins as possible until the counter overflows to -32768, thus becoming god

• Committing suicide after a 8 hour slow cook goes wrong

• Committing to HRT (Hairy Rectum Transfer)

• Communicating with your Significant Other through the Conversation Topics Twitter account

• Company presentations that have 10+ year old memes

• Comparing everything to Castlevania

• Comparing the magnitude of Elon Musk's death to Princess Celestia dying

• Comparing yourself to the greebled version of you

• Compilation of the all the times The Beatles said "we are the Beatles" (0:00)

• Complaining About Real Life Physics (what are you doing man? cant change that shit)

• Completely botching your job interview because there was a hand shaped trophy in the room

• Composhite vs. AssVideo vs. Cumponent

• Concord or ET: which one is the bigger flop?

• concrete jungle where dreams are made of

• Coney 2036 Drugs Tier List

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