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Buying Bouncy Castle (Financial Embarrassment)
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Buying glasses so you can look at your wife in 4K
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Buying new shoes
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Buying random shit at Prénatal for no reason
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Buying Rats for Self-defense First, Pet Second
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Buying RimWorld because you think it's a pornographic game
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Buying Something At McDonalds With Crypto And Waiting Hours In The Ballpit For The Payment To Process
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buying sparkling water because it's funny to drink
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Buying sparkling water cause youre a thirsty widdle baby
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Buying the CRAZIEST hi-fi audiophile rig just to play keygen music on it
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Buying the "Schizophrenia & MORE" DLC pack
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Buying the wrong CD and being subjected to The Beatles' Greatest Hits
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Buying the wrong CD and being subjected to The Beatles' Greatest Tits
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Buying tickets to a "movie" to watch a clipshow of the movie youre watching
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Buying UFO 50 and dying shortly after, not getting your money's worth
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Buying your friend a seatbelt silencer for his birthday
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BUY MY MONEY TODAY BUY BUY MY COINS BUY THE MONEY BUT WITH ECOIN BUY MY MONEY PLEASE
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Buy my Sinister Potion!
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Buzz! The Big Quiz
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Bye Bye Man vs La La Land
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calculated sharting
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Calculating someone's max circumference by the tone of their fart
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Calling 9/11 by accident
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Calling a cis woman Olympic athlete a "man" and being really surprised when your IQ test returns a double digit score
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calling a guy a pussy so many times he despawns
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CALLING ALL NERDS!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT YOUR PANTS NOW!!!!! AR YOU NOT A REAL NERD??!!
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Calling all of Will Smith's oneliners "Will Smithers" and calling the slap of '22 a "Will Smither"
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Calling anything even remotely round a "Ball"
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Calling Breaking Bad a senseless tragedy
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Calling everyone "Bob" and not expecting to run into problems
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Calling for a moment of silence while farting incessantly
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Calling For A Moment Of Violence
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Calling in sick to work because you took 2 covid tests that turned out negative and two negatives make a positive
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Calling mummy for help. MUMMY!! MUMMYYYY!!!! IM HUNGRY
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Calling QWOP different names based on your control method
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Calling shotgun when you're being led to an unmarked police car
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calling someone a "fundamentally broken person"
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Calling someone a "kinder egg" because they look like they have a toy inside of them
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Calling someone a total fucking idiot for not playing Donkey Kong Country
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Calling something "Assy"
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Calling The Based Department: Will They Pick Up?
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Calling the king "your wetness! 😔" when you notice he has peed himself again..
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calling the local builder boys to ask if their "stinky" is poisonous or just to scare off the "hoes"
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Calling the turtle from Over The Hedge a whiny lil fucking bitch
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Calling up pizza places and saying the CRAZIEST things like “Do you guys have risotto?” and “wololo”
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Calling up pizza places saying "I'M HUNGRY!!! ;A;I'M SO HUNGY "
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calling your barber a dumfayce for spraying sulfuric acid on your head
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Calling your fellow humans 'overgrown sperms'
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Calling your friend 6ix9ine for no reason
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calling your friend an alien
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Calling your friend Mr. Quantity by the amount of fatal accidents you've seen him experience but somehow he keeps reappearing like nothing happened
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Calling your friend "Mr. White Power" because he drinks so much milk
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Calling your friend "Rubby" in public based on that one time they stroked your cock at that sleepover
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Calling your friend shitty pussy without much regard of how they must feel
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Calling your friend the Car of the Year failing to realize he is not a Peugeot 208
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Calling your friend the David Byrne of the group
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Calling your friend the "Fairly Odd Parents" of your posse's "TV block"
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Calling your friend the "Spange" of the group
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Calling your gf a braphog
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Calling your secretary up to your room with your pants down and then bragging about it at your next stand-up show
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Calling your Tetris friend over every time you need a mess cleaned up
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call me Asstronaut, because there is no oxygen where I'm going
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Call me Frogger the way I nearly kill myself every day crossing the road early
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Call me mr. Zeeman the way I
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Call me she/her the way I'm claiming the last girls bathroom stall
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Call our new pedophile hotline! 1-800-BURN-IN-HELL
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Call that pussy kruidvat the way it's steeds verrassend altijd voordelig
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Came into the bathroom to pee-- didn't bring my phone! Now I'm pooping without YouTube 😔 🙏
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Cameltoe & Cock
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Came to Berlin to see the Berlin Wall in action. Did they do something to it? I can't find it anywhere.
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Camping out churches
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camping out the gorilla that broke into your house
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Camping the toilet to see who was being so loud
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can a conputer virus still hurt you if you only downloaded it a lil bit ?
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Can a Happy Meal truly be happy if it is nothing but a collection of inanimate objects?
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can anyone help me with my metamask wallet?
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Canary Mary Cheato page insertion video
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Can believe avgn lost his rolling rock sponser to soylent 😔 #notmypresident #sorry
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CANCELLED ‼️ Why ⁉️ Your Aunt's NAME is JEMIMA ‼️
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Cancelling a TV show because the premise is loosely based on the book "Silent Mind Golf" by Robin Sieger
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Cancelling your birth last minute and taking a shit instead
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Can confirm this, we all wanna get into the Rainbow Pussy
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Can convicting an innocent man improve our legal system?
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"Can I have fries with that?" no.
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can infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters release an album faster than kanye west?
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Can I put my balls in your jaw Mega Mix
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Cannon penis
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Can slim shady please stand up straight.
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