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thank you papa love you papa 720364
Realizing you'll never quite be like Frank from Flea Market Madness
Fee-fi-fo-fum, the Englishman is gonna cum
SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY
repeatedly asking the waiter "can you smell the death soup, can you SMELL the DEATH SOUP?" before abruptly dying, the waiter proceeds to smell the soup.. it was just tomato soup. However, there was a fly on the surface of the soup
Having a serious case of de krimp is in mijn ballen geslagen (subscribe to ChatTopics Gold if your nuts are shrinking)
Addressing your friend who is always soaking wet
dinky frozen through no fault of your own
Looking at a picture of John Romero smiling
Getting "taken out" at the Pokémon tournament for being too happy
Wondering why your friend has GTA IV sound effects when he's going through things in his bag
Holding the classic series entry "RIP Bozo: AbsentBathe" tournament at the man's (stinky) funeral
Ruining the mood at the funeral by sharing the venue with a Melee tourney
Lighting up the mood at the funeral with a 30 min beatbox performance
Top 10 "ik zie hem al staan" moments
Mario can wait.
get these paws under control 🐾 🖕 acab bitch ass puppy police fuck paw-patrol
they call me rule breaker, big faker, earth quaker, thug shaker, bill johnson attorney at law. and paw! who yiffing? 1-800-yiff-lawyer)
Topicland is under investigation as being a front for organised crime.. whaddya want me to say topicland makes big bucks.. these feds are just mad they can't find where I've stored all "their" "tax" "money" (its all stored in poop coing buy now) I am a good business boy and wouldn't ever sell a single drug ever (buy hrt at conversation-topics-dot-com forward-slash HRT (page does not exist))
I'm always dreaming up topics, like when the words 'Woman RUINS the Tour De France!' floated into my head while I was driving on the FDR highway in Manhattan. I wrote them down in a little notepad and, five years, thousands of pages and dozens of writing getaways later, I finally get to call myself the author of Topicland
can you survive modelland
Pronouns are None! Do not refer to me.
Miyazaki has seen your RPG Maker games and has decided that No one is ever allowed to make a game ever again! Sorry!
They make em too hot these days
Ruthless “MEOW” attack by cat will make you go INSANE!!!!
Hey Google™ set reminder to go penny hunting
Wondering why your consultancy guy keeps calling the souls of the damned (they cry and hang up)
Never ending piss trapped on the toilet for good
you CAN'
We're buying Xbox.
Holle Bolle Gijs - Alle geluid.jpg
bugleboy bugleboy toot your own horn
A brick was thrown through Rumpelstiltskin's windows... Tom Thumb has been arrested.
its about that time when we
#ChatTopicsDoxxed #NoStoneLeftUnturned #JensDeMens #1ManArmy
Yo soy chat topics. Uno hermano es chat topics. Me llamo jens van brandt para deventer
Deliberately going down shady alleyways to #SayNoToDrugs
Did you eat your snacks today? #reminder
slordig en onhandelbaar keek op me broek
Lets get Spanish! Starting now the next 10 topics will be in Spanish
The Ballad of Sponge (featuring Sponge)
Brobbeyposting
Top 10 Inbred Topics
120 min beatbox album
Being referred to as "the horses" of the friend group
where is he running to? Where is he going. what is the orb in this picture
TOPIC TO YOUR HEAD - SLAKE
Implied scooby doo
Yes baby mama cita.... i know what ur wondering.. and yes..... i can make the garfield dance
Watch "AI vs. A Guy" only on the Topics channel at 9PM
Seeing the Sudeki cover art and instantly going through puberty
Shooting your friend after he mentions Pong for PS1 twice
The level design equivalent of a car driving into you at 70 mph
When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see THE TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE
gijinka vs jar jar binka
Leopards ate my feces
I'm calling out from Skateland
Finish the lyric! They call me diaperman how i be holding all this poop They call me the waiter cause i put the fly in the ____
I'm calling out from Scat
Check my fuckin FLOW [beatboxing begins] [dies]
oppa caveman style
Disturbing a Harry Styles concert to teach the kids what kind of music your generation listened to, by climbing on stage in a loincloth and slamming two rocks together for 20 minutes.
Breaking the 2026 National Topic Strike by talking about literally anything
Luck-based Car Safety
giving a work of art its proper dudes
Introducing ShitBrix™ to your friends
don't let them destroy your swag
Look In My Mind And See The Horse
being stuck in the Belly of the Beast and all your followers care about is where the topics are
Curse of 'Eet smakelijk' be upon ye
Like als you also vindt dat Milan knol kan niet zingen heeft een piepstem xD
NOTHING bad happened in the 2000s
TIMMEH!!! XD
Cutting a hole in your oversized hoodie to shit better
Confirmed! All of your daily anxiety can be linked back to the time your uncle made you play the Scary Maze Game!
Wordle isn't fun anymore man. They only use fucko words now
SUBWAY TAKES with CONVERSATION TOPICS ADMIN ADMIN: kareem. your'e one Smelly guy . so Stink KAREEM RAHMA: 100% agree
How big will the earth get in 5 million years AKA The Fat F*uck Earth Theory
Ending the concert early because you are a lil sleepy
Why do the Jinjos even need help? They're just standing there. Fucking idiots
Discord voice call in which everyone is screen sharing their game but everyone is only focused on their own game so it boils down to a giant waste of bandwidth
Is Germany really necessary?
repost topic for 47 years of bad luck
TopicCon was really great this year, thank you all for coming out and bringing your native treats. We hope to have some great conversations in the foreseeable future!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE -Big thanks to Shigeru Nintendo for providing this guest topic
Man I can't wait to get home and play those games I used to as a kid.. I love my puter and having the ability to emulate my favorite games and not pay full price for a half arsed port of a 30 year old game that has more issues than the latest free fanmade recompilation.. although i sure hope there are no nintendo representatives around.... S-SHIGERU M-MIYAMOTO-SAMA!!!!!
The only great replacement this guy needs is in his underwear
"Don't worry SpongeBob my brain is an enema" -Patrick S02E35
Using SponsorBlock to mark the part where the video essayist gets shot a "tangent"
Stepping up to the Pacman™ arcade cabinet and seeing your grandpas final word next to the high score

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