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Getting an ironic boner
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Getting a notification every time your friend's pussy updates
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Getting a record thats so good You Will Never Get The Joy of Beating That Record
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Getting arrested and insisting on your right to remain violent
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Getting arrested for another "William Shat'near" the Otis Air National Guard Base
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Getting arrested for going back on that same bridge with a backpack full of tools (It wasn't me!) (alright alright i did it)
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Getting arrested for ignoring Jerk Off Instructions
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Getting a Siiiiiiiiilver Surffffeeeeer Intermission during work
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Getting a Soulless 4 FC run up to Outro F and choking it to a pulmonary embolism (you've been sitting still for far too long)
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Getting a special hallmark card in the mail for your 24th workiversary (its an hd picture of your boss's sweaty bare balls butt and back)
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getting ass implants to "level the playing field"
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Getting a standing desk forgetting you lost your leg recently
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Getting a tony award while your worst enemy is named "Tony"
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Getting a twitter notification about the new conversation topics tweet and sighing so loud that your mom hears it from the other room and asks you if you are ok and you say no
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Getting a Very Gender Affirming Yeast Infection
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Getting Away With It 2
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Getting away with it by saying "Oh, that was just my frog, Horny."
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Getting a "Your wife is in my custody!" notification from mick jagger
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Getting a "You've been bamboozled!" notification from the stock market
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getting banned for being a little pussy who can't utter the phrase "he/him"
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Getting banned for crossing the line during Vag Hour
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Getting banned from all Discord voice channels for trying to get the most out of your Wii Speak
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Getting Banned from Every Waffle House
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Getting banned from Twitch for 'phallocentric content'
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Getting banned on websites for using it normally
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Getting Beaver Bother'd
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Getting born
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Getting Brailed vs. Getting Grailed
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Getting brass balls implanted into your sack and telling people non-stop about how much you regret it
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Getting called a 'pinhead' for confusing the bowling alley with the blowing alley again
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Getting called the n-word by your ex but they still mean it in an endearing way somehow
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Getting Christmas Crank'd
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Getting cover to cover in the Nietzsche only to realize there was nothing gay at all about that science
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Getting Covid-19 Through 3DS Spotpass
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Getting "crunch-wraptured" at your local taco bell
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Getting decapitated during TTFAF Guitar Hero III but still clearing the song: The Best Clear of All Time (A human can live for hours after losing its head)
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Getting divorced
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Getting "Donkey Kong'd" In The Shower
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Getting drunk and playing the Bonbgos
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getting edged by the tiny yakult
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Getting extremely scared when a delivery man is on his way to your house
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Getting Family Guy withdrawal symptoms at the end of the Dark Psytrance mix
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Getting fired
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Getting fired for not being sillay enough
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😅 Getting flattened by a boulder and becoming an accordeon 😂
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Getting flogged for sharing your wordle
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Getting fucking LAUNCHED out of your mobility scooter (RIP ME)
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Getting headshotted really hard because you have a big big head
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Getting High off that Jodium Pack
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Getting hit by a car in a very cool way on a busy square where everyone can see your cool backflip and "landing"
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Getting Impressed by Impressions
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Getting indicted on 15 counts of huge penis and balls but the "media" decides to report it as insurance fraud. Whatever
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Getting into a game and then switching to a different game 2-3 days later
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Getting invited to feature on a Kanye song and proceeding to only say "LOEEOEEOOII LOOEEOOEEOO" on your verse
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Getting it ALL mixed up (getting your toilet brush and toothbrush mixed up)
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Getting """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""jiggy""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" with it
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Getting jumpscared by a moving bus
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getting kicked in the BAWLS
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Getting kicked out of a groupchat for being "(relative) sam hyde"
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getting kicked out of your parents house for allegedly "providing way too much info" about your "sick infatuation with your father"
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Getting killed because a funny lil guy distracted you
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Getting Kurdistan involved
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Getting Laid vs Getting Spraid
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Getting Laughed at for Bringing Your Dad to The "Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise a Football 2: Chipmunked!" Premiere (movie does not exist)
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Getting Laughed at for Bringing Your Dad to The "The Whistler" Premiere (dad does not exist)
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Getting laughed at for not bringing your father to The Father
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Getting "marvelled" upon watching miss marvel for the 141st time (the body was almost completely unidentifiable)
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Getting 'mugged' by a postal service
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Getting on the "crypto" diet consisting of only eating raw meat and uncooked eggs until your body stops
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getting paid for your work with indecent exposure
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getting pho'cked up at the local vietnamese restaurant
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Getting possessed to reach higher typing speeds
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Getting pregnant with twins and naming them "Shit" and "Piss"
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Getting pulled out of jail with a "P.S. Leffen Card" just to get put through trial again
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Getting punished by God for something he thinks you did
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Getting "Queened" Right After The Queen Dies
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Getting raptured because you chose the wrong (or right???) Hotdog
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Getting Ratio'd by the White House
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Getting ready to get your fuckin' fingers in there (pie)
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Getting really angry at someone without understanding their language
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Getting really angry in chat every time a horse (a WHAT?!) is mentioned
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Getting Really Horny on r/skrillex
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Getting really pissy online because falling in a random hole in the ground isn't gonna lead to a complex catacomb with a mini-boss at the end. It just won't! It's not gonna happen! They wouldn't sacrifice their precious formula for a little bit of fun!
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Getting really punished because your friend thinks its funny
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Getting really sick and squirting out of your ass and having food poisoning- WAIT! It was all a dream! You were just squirting for fun 🙂
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Getting really tired of your girlfriend saying "no cap" because you desperately want to leave it on during sex
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Getting roasted by water companies for using 10x your usual amount of water but they don't know about your in-house cannabis plantation
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Getting Sad Cow Disease
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Getting sad when the doctor brings up FFS because you think it means 'For Fucks Sake' and dont know he is trying to get you the surgery you want
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Getting scared AKA Finding true motivation to shit yourself
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