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Getting banned from all Discord voice channels for trying to get the most out of your Wii Speak
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Getting Banned from Every Waffle House
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Getting banned from the arcade for being too big
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Getting banned from Twitch for 'phallocentric content'
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Getting banned on websites for using it normally
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Getting Beaver Bother'd
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Getting born
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Getting Brailed vs. Getting Grailed
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Getting brass balls implanted into your sack and telling people non-stop about how much you regret it
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Getting called a 'pinhead' for confusing the bowling alley with the blowing alley again
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Getting called the n-word by your ex but they still mean it in an endearing way somehow
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Getting Christmas Crank'd
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Getting cover to cover in the Nietzsche only to realize there was nothing gay at all about that science
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Getting Covid-19 Through 3DS Spotpass
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Getting "crunch-wraptured" at your local taco bell
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Getting decapitated during TTFAF Guitar Hero III but still clearing the song: The Best Clear of All Time (A human can live for hours after losing its head)
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Getting discord notifications for every LTG react on your #jokeboat posts
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Getting divorced
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Getting "Donkey Kong'd" In The Shower
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Getting drunk and playing the Bonbgos
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getting edged by the tiny yakult
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Getting extremely scared when a delivery man is on his way to your house
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Getting Family Guy withdrawal symptoms at the end of the Dark Psytrance mix
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Getting fired
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Getting fired for not being sillay enough
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😅 Getting flattened by a boulder and becoming an accordeon 😂
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Getting flogged for sharing your wordle
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Getting fucking LAUNCHED out of your mobility scooter (RIP ME)
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Getting headshotted really hard because you have a big big head
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Getting High off that Jodium Pack
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Getting hit by a car in a very cool way on a busy square where everyone can see your cool backflip and "landing"
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Getting Impressed by Impressions
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Getting indicted on 15 counts of huge penis and balls but the "media" decides to report it as insurance fraud. Whatever
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Getting into a game and then switching to a different game 2-3 days later
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Getting invited to feature on a Kanye song and proceeding to only say "LOEEOEEOOII LOOEEOOEEOO" on your verse
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Getting it ALL mixed up (getting your toilet brush and toothbrush mixed up)
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Getting """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""jiggy""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" with it
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Getting jumpscared by a moving bus
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getting kicked in the BAWLS
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Getting kicked out of a groupchat for being "(relative) sam hyde"
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getting kicked out of your parents house for allegedly "providing way too much info" about your "sick infatuation with your father"
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Getting killed because a funny lil guy distracted you
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Getting Kurdistan involved
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Getting Laid vs Getting Spraid
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Getting Laughed at for Bringing Your Dad to The "Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise a Football 2: Chipmunked!" Premiere (movie does not exist)
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Getting Laughed at for Bringing Your Dad to The "The Whistler" Premiere (dad does not exist)
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Getting laughed at for not bringing your father to The Father
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Getting mad at your fans for liking your music
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Getting "marvelled" upon watching miss marvel for the 141st time (the body was almost completely unidentifiable)
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Getting 'mugged' by a postal service
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Getting on the "crypto" diet consisting of only eating raw meat and uncooked eggs until your body stops
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getting paid for your work with indecent exposure
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getting pho'cked up at the local vietnamese restaurant
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Getting possessed by Tiger Woods for 18 holes
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Getting possessed to reach higher typing speeds
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Getting pregnant with twins and naming them "Shit" and "Piss"
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Getting pulled out of jail with a "P.S. Leffen Card" just to get put through trial again
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Getting punished by God for something he thinks you did
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Getting "Queened" Right After The Queen Dies
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Getting raptured because you chose the wrong (or right???) Hotdog
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Getting Ratio'd by the White House
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Getting ready for a clown attack
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Getting ready to get your fuckin' fingers in there (pie)
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Getting really angry at someone without understanding their language
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Getting really angry in chat every time a horse (a WHAT?!) is mentioned
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Getting Really Horny on r/skrillex
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Getting really pissy online because falling in a random hole in the ground isn't gonna lead to a complex catacomb with a mini-boss at the end. It just won't! It's not gonna happen! They wouldn't sacrifice their precious formula for a little bit of fun!
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Getting really punished because your friend thinks its funny
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Getting really sick and squirting out of your ass and having food poisoning- WAIT! It was all a dream! You were just squirting for fun 🙂
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Getting really sick for NO reason
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Getting really tired of your girlfriend saying "no cap" because you desperately want to leave it on during sex
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Getting roasted by water companies for using 10x your usual amount of water but they don't know about your in-house cannabis plantation
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Getting Sad Cow Disease
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Getting sad when the doctor brings up FFS because you think it means 'For Fucks Sake' and dont know he is trying to get you the surgery you want
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Getting scared AKA Finding true motivation to shit yourself
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Getting sent to gamer prison
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Getting Signed By Crack Pipe Records: How To Survive Your First Day In The Weird Ass Office
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Getting stairstabbed on the step machine at the gym
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Getting struck by lightning bolts for fun vs. buying crypto
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Getting sued for starting what is essentially the Japanese equivalent of YMC (Young Money Clan)
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Getting surgery to become polygonal
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Getting Tattoos of Horrible Moments
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Getting That Ass Banned
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getting that brown split on Board Bowsers Sbub
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Getting that little bit of estrogen you needed to win the tournament
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Getting that sixpack by eating bricks
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Getting that Tasmanian Devil head
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Getting the Grandpa Teleportation Skill at Lv.60
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Getting the Medal of Honor for writing a funny book with the little pictures of animals
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Getting the nickname Geyser Man after giving up 21 months of NoFap
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