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getting a c00ckie out the Cookie Jard ™️
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Getting A Call From God To Try The Free Food Sample At Walmart
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Getting a cluster headache from farting too hard
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Getting a crazy unbreakable gambling addiction in response to being told to get a hobby
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Getting a cybernetic implant that gives you a vision HUD element highlighting Paul McCartney's relative position and distance to you
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Getting a geriatric boner
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Getting a gift sub to your favorite streamer the day before they’re outed as a sexual predator (Uh oh! What will your friends think?)
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Getting a gold split on a craft causing the channel to be renamed to 4 Minute Crafts
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Getting a good Slap random note arrangement playing Beatmania IIDX vs slapping your girlfriend
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Getting a haircut that makes you look rounder
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Getting a "handle" on the situation
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Getting a kidney stone right as you're about to drop the sickest topic
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Getting a "little" visit from your old friend justin timberlake
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Getting all the sauce you want
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Getting all your world news from the MensGasm page
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Getting an abortion after seeing AI-generated mockups of you and your partner’s baby
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Getting an early start on the "Vrijmibo" by snorting an entire line of coke off a planning poker card (you guessed 13 story points for a 2 story point item you fucking crackhead) (Upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to start your working life.)
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Getting an H-word pass from your teacher (hall pass)
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Getting an ironic boner
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Getting a notification every time your friend's pussy updates
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Getting a record thats so good You Will Never Get The Joy of Beating That Record
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Getting arrested and insisting on your right to remain violent
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Getting arrested for another "William Shat'near" the Otis Air National Guard Base
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Getting arrested for going back on that same bridge with a backpack full of tools (It wasn't me!) (alright alright i did it)
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Getting arrested for ignoring Jerk Off Instructions
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Getting a Siiiiiiiiilver Surffffeeeeer Intermission during work
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Getting a Soulless 4 FC run up to Outro F and choking it to a pulmonary embolism (you've been sitting still for far too long)
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Getting a special hallmark card in the mail for your 24th workiversary (its an hd picture of your boss's sweaty bare balls butt and back)
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getting ass implants to "level the playing field"
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Getting a standing desk forgetting you lost your leg recently
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Getting a tony award while your worst enemy is named "Tony"
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Getting a twitter notification about the new conversation topics tweet and sighing so loud that your mom hears it from the other room and asks you if you are ok and you say no
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Getting a Very Gender Affirming Yeast Infection
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Getting away with calling others "bootyful" instead of "beautiful" by blaming it on your accent
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Getting Away With It 2
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Getting away with it by saying "Oh, that was just my frog, Horny."
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Getting a "Your wife is in my custody!" notification from mick jagger
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Getting a "You've been bamboozled!" notification from the stock market
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getting banned for being a little pussy who can't utter the phrase "he/him"
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Getting banned for crossing the line during Vag Hour
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Getting banned from all Discord voice channels for trying to get the most out of your Wii Speak
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Getting Banned from Every Waffle House
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Getting banned from the arcade for being too big
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Getting banned from Twitch for 'phallocentric content'
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Getting banned on websites for using it normally
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Getting Beaver Bother'd
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Getting born
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Getting Brailed vs. Getting Grailed
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Getting brass balls implanted into your sack and telling people non-stop about how much you regret it
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Getting called a 'pinhead' for confusing the bowling alley with the blowing alley again
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Getting called the n-word by your ex but they still mean it in an endearing way somehow
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Getting Christmas Crank'd
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Getting cover to cover in the Nietzsche only to realize there was nothing gay at all about that science
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Getting Covid-19 Through 3DS Spotpass
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Getting "crunch-wraptured" at your local taco bell
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Getting decapitated during TTFAF Guitar Hero III but still clearing the song: The Best Clear of All Time (A human can live for hours after losing its head)
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Getting discord notifications for every LTG react on your #jokeboat posts
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Getting divorced
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Getting "Donkey Kong'd" In The Shower
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Getting drunk and playing the Bonbgos
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getting edged by the tiny yakult
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Getting extremely scared when a delivery man is on his way to your house
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Getting Family Guy withdrawal symptoms at the end of the Dark Psytrance mix
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Getting fired
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Getting fired for not being sillay enough
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😅 Getting flattened by a boulder and becoming an accordeon 😂
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Getting flogged for sharing your wordle
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Getting fucking LAUNCHED out of your mobility scooter (RIP ME)
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Getting headshotted really hard because you have a big big head
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Getting High off that Jodium Pack
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Getting hit by a car in a very cool way on a busy square where everyone can see your cool backflip and "landing"
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Getting Impressed by Impressions
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Getting indicted on 15 counts of huge penis and balls but the "media" decides to report it as insurance fraud. Whatever
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Getting into a game and then switching to a different game 2-3 days later
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Getting invited to feature on a Kanye song and proceeding to only say "LOEEOEEOOII LOOEEOOEEOO" on your verse
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Getting it ALL mixed up (getting your toilet brush and toothbrush mixed up)
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Getting """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""jiggy""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" with it
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Getting jumpscared by a moving bus
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getting kicked in the BAWLS
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Getting kicked out of a groupchat for being "(relative) sam hyde"
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getting kicked out of your parents house for allegedly "providing way too much info" about your "sick infatuation with your father"
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Getting killed because a funny lil guy distracted you
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Getting Kurdistan involved
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Getting Laid vs Getting Spraid
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Getting Laughed at for Bringing Your Dad to The "Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise a Football 2: Chipmunked!" Premiere (movie does not exist)
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Getting Laughed at for Bringing Your Dad to The "The Whistler" Premiere (dad does not exist)
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Getting laughed at for not bringing your father to The Father
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Getting mad at your fans for liking your music
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Getting "marvelled" upon watching miss marvel for the 141st time (the body was almost completely unidentifiable)
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Getting 'mugged' by a postal service
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