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Getting sent to gamer prison
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Getting Signed By Crack Pipe Records: How To Survive Your First Day In The Weird Ass Office
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Getting stairstabbed on the step machine at the gym
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Getting struck by lightning bolts for fun vs. buying crypto
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Getting sued for starting what is essentially the Japanese equivalent of YMC (Young Money Clan)
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Getting surgery to become polygonal
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Getting Tattoos of Horrible Moments
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Getting That Ass Banned
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getting that brown split on Board Bowsers Sbub
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Getting that little bit of estrogen you needed to win the tournament
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Getting that sixpack by eating bricks
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Getting that Tasmanian Devil head
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Getting the Grandpa Teleportation Skill at Lv.60
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Getting the Medal of Honor for writing a funny book with the little pictures of animals
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Getting the nickname Geyser Man after giving up 21 months of NoFap
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Getting the nickname Mr Incredible, because nothing you say can be trusted
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Getting the nickname Tiny Huge Island, because your asscheeks vary in size
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Getting The Single Sock Achievement (go through life with 1 sock never wear another one or buy a new one)
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Getting the wrong Game of Thrones torrent and not realizing S08E03 got replaced by 21 jump street
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Getting things done with no real rhyme or reason
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Getting this guys cock out of the way
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Getting tricked by a whoopee cushion before getting the electric chair
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Getting trolled by Japanese etiquette
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Getting unreasonably mad at the soccer arcade game
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Getting what you want via manipulation (suplexing them through the table)
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Getting "Wheely" Political At Presidential Rallies
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Getting Worried About Such a Tiny Thing (circumcision)
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Getting Ya Dick Wet On An Episode Of X-Files
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Getting Your Covid 2023 Battle Pass
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Getting your daily dose of lethal radiation
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Getting your discord put on a "list"
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Getting your location doxxed only for people to admire your living conditions
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Getting yourself fired for the severance package but it only contains a single banana
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"Gettin jiggy with it" on a Sunday (aka playing terrydactyl land for 2 hours without collecting a single jiggy)
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Gettin' noddy
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Gettin Pregnant With Elvis
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Gettin that good Jaw Jaw Binks ™️ from a gungan (the best sloppy in the outer rim and for your outer rim) face sex
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Gettin' Ya Dick Wet & Keepin' Ya Dick Wet (Double Album)
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get your dattebayo ass outta here before i dunk your head thru that ramen bowl
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Gimmick Account Owner Paranoia
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gin and juice.mp3.exe
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Girl fingered me so hard I started seeing the Sony Privacy Policy™️
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Girl from the coffee corner drew a heart in my cappuccino. Wish me luck, guys!
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girl phones be like SCREEN CRACKED
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girls DEATH
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Girls on Tinder with the 'Sewer Enthusiast' label
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Girls With Dad Bods
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Girl that stink good
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Girl that stink kinda bad but its ok shes trying her best (her best is not good enough)
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Girl,_you_smell_(Inflammatory_remark)
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git pull mickey
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git pull teeth -a
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git status
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git status Welcome To Tha repository.jpeg
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Give a man a fish, and he will restore 12 HP. Teach a man to fish, and he will min-max grind fishing skill XP for the rest of his life. You’ve ruined him.
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Give a man a slice and he'll be cheesy for a day, teach a man to churn and he'll be cheesy for good
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give joe biden the metal for the helmet he make a piston with it anyway
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Give Me A Chubbie Or Give Me Death
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Give Me That F*ckin F*rt
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Giving a Game a Low Score Purely Based on How Big of a Pussy you are
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Giving all your friends scabies for Christmas
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Giving a presentation on ChatTopics in school
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Giving a racist rating to every sentence you post
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Giving ass to the homies (aka giving your friends a test ride on your Beyond Pussy™)
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Giving a thorough blowjob vs thoroughly blowing your job
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Giving a thumbs up during Russian Roulette
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Giving birth at a chess tournament and immediately getting disqualified (the baby was telling you the best moves)
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Giving "birth" at a chess tournament (the baby was a talking vibrator this hole time)
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Giving birth in the foampit to raise safety awareness
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Giving birth to a beautiful healthy baby boy and immediately seeing Ashton Kutcher and the "punk'd" camera crew behind the little window in the hospital door
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Giving everyone a cigar but not really saying why
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Giving Fellatio For Cool Gizmo's
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Giving in
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Giving in and joining the pen 15 club
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Giving non-stop live commentary with every song you hear
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Giving people the finger, but realizing you need it back
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Giving someone from the opposite sex a rose in every color of the LGBT flag to show that you're not interested
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Giving someone of the opposite sex a taste of your stinky ping pong balls
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Giving someone your 2 cents because nobody pays with cents anymore
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Giving storms funny names to cheer victims up
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Giving that Typical Empath "I'm going to kill you" stare to the one you love
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Giving your friend a polish soup mix
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Giving your Friends "ammunition" (Teaching them every slur from A to Z)
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Giving your girlfriend a "Bally-scratch"
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Givin ya boys a Miranda Warning
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Gladly accepting the title of "City bike" not quite knowing what that means
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Glitch in the matrix in my home? Red Angry Bird catapulted through my window! Nobody even cares! Angry Birds Glitch
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Glitch in the matrix on live tv? Shaq frozen during NBA TNT show! Nobody even notices! Shaq Glitch
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Glocks 'N Pussy
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glory hole escapades
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