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FURRIES: Why do you do it? Asking for my boss.
Being called a "future furry" by your boss in the standup
Pre-Pee Hand wash (controversial)
Manually adding "sent from my iPhone" so no one knows you're actually using a Windows phone
Always commenting 'Word 2003' when you're in agreement
I dunno bro, I'm just SpongeBob'd out.
Ruh roh! Seems like our friend Scooby finds himself in some trouble.
Congratulations! By popular demand, 23 nails have been inserted into Scooby Doo's skull
22 or 23? Vote below!
Getting indicted on 15 counts of huge penis and balls but the "media" decides to report it as insurance fraud. Whatever
big bellie
siddhartha gautama was just a bloke
abbreviating to Fgt. because it looks like a miltary rank
GAMER ALERT: HeavyDutyGamer is once again bringing his fat little dumper to TwitchCon. Will he leave a surprise in the foam pit again?
The struggle of combining topic creation with your Bootylicious lifestyle
Asking your wife "discard him? Y/N" whenever near her kid
Plugging a USB cable into your friend and reading their debug console output
Whoops! Belgium does not exist. Try setting your account to a different country.
Going to a place where they have one of those bring-your-own-balls ballpits
Leaving your kid behind at ChildCon not realizing what you have done
Sad to announce ive learned more about drake.
ok *empties my colon on you*
The Three Stooges is now streaming on HBO MAX! This will not save them.
To stop the assault from happening, press the stop button.
Forgetting that "that" also happened (the epic bombing fail of '95)
Waiting for the "Ping Ping" spawn
Behaviour that one might describe as 'peak mickey'
music be like bwebwebwebbobobobbobewebewllblblblwepbpblpblbpblpblpblbplpblbpbnabadadbadadbabadbdarapabaabda but then sometimes its like YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hardcore podcast listening hearing damage
Desperately explaining why cookie permissions and implementing AI in everything are the coolest things ever
Cutting the bullsh*t and getting to the best part of driving a car (getting close and personal with the airbag)
Do you actually like driving or are you just an airbag fanboy?
Confusing the lyrics page for a battle log
Being a quarky boyyyy
Watching your friend FAIL at picking up a horse (RIP Larry 1995-2024)
Letting your friends hold them
posting on the YouTube Graveyard about your thick ass
Ronald McDonald, this is your final warning.
Pointing at the guy's stain and saying "Haha, I got that reference."
r/relationship_advice • 12 hours ago DeliveringHellaLove445 My wife (33F) doesn't appreciate jokes about my (35M) mail delivery job despite the fact I work 15h a day to support our family. My friends all think it's funny but she keeps saying "our baby is not a lootcrate". How do I tell her that they changed their name to "The Loot Company" in 2019?
r/relationship_advice • 2 days ago DHLSux123 How do I(33F) get my mailman husband(35M) to stop joking about "delivering" the baby? Our baby is not a box of Hello Fresh. I'm 8 months pregnant and at the end of my rope
Pointing out you own the same kind of batteries as your friend (nobody cares about this, really)
Visibly wearing wired earphones and shitting yourself for that "nostalgic" look
MEET THE TEAM: - Benoit, the Carry - Helen, the Bringer of Vibes - Ruddy, the Chaotic - Edwin, the Quick Draw - Darren, the Funny Man - Rodney, the Operator
Hamblurgar Hires New Henchmen Knows As The "Hamburglar Helpers"
ifunny ifunny ifunny.. ifunny...... u also funny?
You wanted to see me?
Being summoned by the Topic Council for being unfunny
💧 💧 💧 Shit
The leaky topic faucet has been fixed! No more trickly down topics
These bitches ornery
Not helping with the stank situation
Blocking public transit for #shitsandgiggles
What bullshit is the farmer up to now
Your iPhone only has two cameras??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck “levend stratego”, vandaag speelt groep 8 “dood stratego!” (For more Niederländische Topics , please do not participate in this game of life and death and live another day to subscribe to ChatTopics Gold
dying doing what you loved: getting in the way of motorized vehicles
letting him know when you want to have a nice time
its so blessed to know nothing about @drake except him being a pedophile 🙏
Oh FUCK it's Big Hitler!
So basically, Los Pollos is McDonald's. (for more Breaking Bad fun facts, go away. GO AWAY!!!)
Hahahaha, diapy time!
Making a funny reference to Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise A Football in Google Sheets (
Hey, at least we didn't die from nothing!
Naming every single person who has ever wronged you (michael, bichael, sprichael, etc)
Always being able to see your chance of getting laid in any given scenario (6281927730128%)
Realizing you are Marco
Always being able to see your chance of getting laid in any given scenario (0.00000028%)
peeing out of my pussy for bigy stain
No poopy
pissing in my pants cause i like it (fetish content)
Sports
Being a dead "Film Critic" (RIP Orbio 😢 It was your Finest Hour) and saying the CRAZIEST things like "Film Theory: The HIDDEN MICKEY in Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise A Football (2022) is real and was witnessed by MonkeyMagic13 stirmaxxing his stinky chili bowl! Now for my next segment, "Favorite Simpsons Episode!" (film theory does not exist GODVERDOMME! (For More Dutch Topics, upgrade to ChatTopics Gold for >GespreksOnderwerpen<. All proceeds go to the Conversation Topics account owner (😂 😂 account owners be like "hey Bro give me your MONEY" 😂 😂) Also, Oppan Gangnam Style. 🤘 now that i have your attention i need help with metamask pleas ehelp my wallet my funds they arent safe help the wallet name is "top 10 bitcoin pussy vs shitcoin pussy fights" (metamask wallet does not exist)
What snake can program in Python? A boa constructor! I have been feeling increasingly more depressed and it's not getting better
Bonycon
Why was applejak popular enough to spawn entire conventions? Was it an age gap thing?
Just woke up from a coma. Where is wojak? Doctor: who do you think gave you the soy for the implant
Just woke up from a coma. Who is wojak?
Film Theory: If you shit your pants during a screening of Joel Crawford's critically acclaimed "The Croods: A New Age" (2020), you should be entitled to a full refund and a free Pepsi refill (I'm talking to you, AMC Plainville at 220 New Britain Ave, Plainville, Connecticut 06062, United States)
Film Theory: The famous "Super Mario" from Aaron Horvath's critically acclaimed "The Super Mario Bros. Movie" (2023) is Italian
Film Theory: John Carpenter's critically acclaimed "Halloween" (1978) takes place on Halloween night
Dongy Drako my favroite movie
Why did Rowling name the mean character Darko Malfoy? Is she just insane?
Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise King of the Smoke From the Dead (resurrection spell does not exist)
Hoping you'll meet the King of the Smoke in heaven but remembering God doesn't like 18 Wheeler Big Rigs
Big Diesel Damien succumbs to Lung Cancer at 76
Wanna go far? Try a car This message was sponsored by Big Diesel Damien. King of the Smoke
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Having a very special verbal tic (Whenever you enter a room you scream "BADUSSY" at the top of your lungs)
Joe Biden, wake up.

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