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• Being 80 years old and wondering where everyone went

• Being 90 years old and doing your "Final Troll"

• Being a bartender and not being able to understand why customers always tell you "I pee, eh?"

• Being a bird and learning how to communicate with humans only to get told to shut up

• Being a bird but still staying in touch with the people from time to time

• Being able to identify every Vengeance Essential Clubsounds sample in other people's music

• Being able to name every song in the LSD: Dream Emulator soundtrack

• Being able to out-cycle the rake when push comes to shove (delusional!)

• Being able to smell shitty music

• Being a bootlicker to boost your immune system

• Being a Casual Jokester (no more effort)

• Being a cat and saying the CRAZIEST things like "Oh Long Johnson" and "I hate mondays..."

• Being a CEO and going "Nah Fuck It! HEHEHE" to every evil decision

• Being a christian sysadmin and finding out your most used vim keystrokes are "Y-A-O-I"

• Being a "combined" funny man

• Being a Confirmed Funny Man

• Being Acoustic vs. Being Autistic

• Being a cow and just digestin' it up

• Being Adam Savage

• Being addicted to that good stink

• Being a dead "Film Critic" (RIP Orbio 😢 It was your Finest Hour) and saying the CRAZIEST things like "Film Theory: The HIDDEN MICKEY in Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise A Football (2022) is real and was witnessed by MonkeyMagic13 stirmaxxing his stinky chili bowl! Now for my next segment, "Favorite Simpsons Episode!" (film theory does not exist GODVERDOMME! (For More Dutch Topics, upgrade to ChatTopics Gold for >GespreksOnderwerpen<. All proceeds go to the Conversation Topics account owner (😂 😂 account owners be like "hey Bro give me your MONEY" 😂 😂) Also, Oppan Gangnam Style. 🤘 now that i have your attention i need help with metamask pleas ehelp my wallet my funds they arent safe help the wallet name is "top 10 bitcoin pussy vs shitcoin pussy fights" (metamask wallet does not exist)

• Being a "Deadmau5" and Saying The Craziest Things like "this guy is actually claiming that i ran over some fucking kid in 08 dude, its so fucked up"

• Being a Family Business that started in 1969 called WINCEST B.V.

• being afflicted with the balan's bout music

• Being a first time arneynator but a long time sement

• Being a fishermans friend

• Being a gas-powered little guy

• Being a GTA:SA speedrunning veteran and feeling perplexed as to why your golden n-word pass hasn't arrived in the mail yet

• Being a gynaecologist vs. Using gyro-based aiming in Splatoon

• Being a housewife in the 60s listening to your husband rave about politics and seeing your son gripping the fuck out of the steak knife he's holding but you're on too much valium to care #tradwife #thatfridayfeeling

• Being a LIL bit haunted

• Being a little hoarse vs Being a little horse

• Being a major advocate of heroin use while having 145 drug-related offenses on record

• Being a man of culture vs. being a vulture

• Being a Man vs. Being a Mandragora

• Being a market analyst and missing the mark every time

• Being a Massive Gamer (999 games) vs. Being a Massive Gamer (271 lbs)

• Being America's worst nightmare for all the right reasons

• Being an absolute Vagina of a president (male)

• being an alien

• Being an "angel" and saying encouraging shit in public toilets

• Being an Ass-a-holic

• Being an average guy and having thoughts like "I think Joe Biden is doing an okay job.", "I can't say anything anymore nowadays!" and "I think today I will wear the ugliest denim known to man, just like every other day." Also, Oppan Gangnam Style. 🤘

• being an "MC" (micro crab)

• Being annoyed that Holle Bolle Gijs keeps thanking you during the BJ

• Being “annoying” about your bisexuality. Being "loud" and "obnoxious" about being bi and loving it because other people need to see that being bi is good.

• Being an orange and saying the CRAZIEST things like "Hey Apple!" and "Knife!"

• Being a nostalgia flavored fella

• Being a passenger on one of the 9/11 planes going: "Ahahaha no WAY we're gonna fly into that building are you fucking kidding me"

• Being a "Pick me" vs. Being a Pikmin

• Being a "pinky" and the "brain" character (feeble feeble, mind mind)

• Being a professional golfer and calling yourself the "Hole Chaser" without realizing it makes you sound like a creep

• Being a quarky boyyyy

• Being a really good guy but your halitosis makes you off-putting to literally everyone

• Being a "ren" and "stimpy" character (happy happy, joy joy)

• Being a reverse Santa Claus that sneaks into people's houses and steals their prescribed drugs

• Being a "scratch & sniff" kinda guy

• Being a Sim and Saying The Craziest Things like "keekee pa Le

• Being as Kind as Possible

• Being a street musician and venmoing every passerby

• Being as undesirable as possible on Linkedin

• Being at a funeral and accidentally saying "finally" in every mourning sentence

• Being a terrible doxxer by accidentally sending someone your own IP address instead of theirs

• Being "at the airport"

• Being Autistic In The Hood

• Being a Vtuber and not rapping

• Being bad at getting kidnapped

• Being bad at pointing

• Being "bad" in prison and forced to going to the "concentration room"

• Being bald vs Being like Baal

• Being batman and making out with the nearest Robin cosplayer when you see someone named Delilah

• Being better at remembering where your open windows were on your second monitor than your computer

• Being bitten by a radioactive spider but rather than becoming awesome like Spider-Man you just die

• being blanky mode all day

• being branded "hoseboy" because of that one time your classmates saw you getting hosed down by your mom after you slipped into the spaghetti pot (you were grounded for 3 weeks)

• Being Bricked Up (phone doesn't work)

• Being Bullied For Being An Ass Baby

• Being called a "future furry" by your boss in the standup

• Being called the brontosaurus of the group while not even being vegetarian

• Being chinese (but not anymore)

• Being close friends with the 1Guy1Jar Man

• Being comfy with your own bladder (I will never piss. I do not have to piss. Pee is all in the mind/pee is stored in the balls

• Being completely flawless except for peeing next to every toilet

• Being completely unfazed by the "Bud Dwyer moment" at work

• being "complicit" in "murder"

• being conceived in the McDonald's slushy

• Being conditioned to laugh instantly upon seeing the Memri TV logo

• Being confronted about your bing usage

• Being confronted with your mistakes Tetris style

• Being convinced all music is fully random and good songs got really lucky

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