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• Being nostalgic about AOL eventhough you never used it

• Being nostalgic for the 50th Anniversary Chat Topic Meet

• Being Nut Deep In Random Pussy

• Being Obama's substitute for when he's sick but because of your ethnicity you're forced to blackface for the job

• Being one bad day away from becoming a lolcow

• Being one of those people who shits with their pants down

• being "'""""""""""""""""ongezellig"'"""""""""""""""" (upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to gain access to GespreksOnderwerpen)

• Being on PB pace and saying the craziest things like "This run sucks" and "Thanks for the gift sub ForceKinTim"

• Being on the anti pizza hawaii side because you do not like pizza

• Being on the hunt for a HIDDEN MICKEY but getting Smirnoff Iced instead

• Being on your computer vs Being OnYourComputer

• Being on your worst (🇳🇱) behaviour

• Being outed as a mathematician for following up the number "1" with the number "2"

• Being part of a jury that just can't decide if someone deserves 30 or 45 years of life in prison

• Being part of a Real Ass Gang

• Being physically unable to care about your job

• Being Pro-Porn vs. Being Pro-Pane

• Being put on puberty blockers because your name is "Matt Binder"

• Being Racist vs. Eating Raspatat

• Being really annoyed that zoomers under 50 are attending the 50th Anniversary Chat Topic Meet

• Being really annoying and naming your kids after programming keywords like “null” and None

• Being really embarrassed walking up to the Pearly Gates because you died wiping your ass

• Being really stinky during the air pressure test

• Being REALLY worried about this guy named " hitler"

• Being REALLY worried that we haven't been visited by a time traveler yet

• Being referred to as "The Im-Patient" because you're constantly unplugging yourself from your IV and trying to go home

• Being reincarnated as that chicken finger you shoved up your ass once

• Being remembered for your innovations vs. Being remembered for the rules you break

• Being santa in secret but none of your friends know but then you give them presents and they start asking questions

• Being scared to shit because the office toilet paper is too rough

• Being seriously miserable at every family event

• Being so caught up in your video gaming that you forgot to rinse the soap off your dog (im sorry terrence)

• Being so Christian god tells you to do the least Christ like things possible (kill, murder, finger your little hole, hate) anyway anyone else got little horns growing?

• Being so desperate for a conversation starter that you make up news

• Being so focused on your sudoku that you didn't notice the neonazi demonstration in your cafe

• Being so gassy the government considers you an "aerosol" and permanently places you on the No Fly List

• Being so intellectually gifted you just sit around all day

• Being someone's worst enemy and feeling the pressure to be the best possible villain you can be

• Being so poor you have to repurpose yesterday's chicken wrap as a condom

• Being so small you become invisible when thrown

• Being so spineless Unity can't convert you to a humanoid avatar (Not enough bones)

• Being spiritually aligned with The Beastie Boys

• Being stinky and attracting lots of friends (flies)

• Being stinky enough to play beatmania IIDX

• Being stinky vs. binky

• being stuck in a teams meeting with a full bladder of piss (no release)

• Being such a giggly boy that your pronouns automatically change to hehe/him

• Being such a Monkey Ball 2 fan that you call your son Ethan Floor

• Being summoned by the Topic Council for being unfunny

• Being supportive of your transgender son by calling him “Mah Boi” all the time

• Being surprised at the abundance of asscracks in crackdown 4

• Being surprised at the lack of asscracks in crackdown 1

• Being surprised at the lack of asscracks in crackdown 2

• Being surprised at the lack of asscracks in crackdown 3

• Being surprised at the lack of crackdown 4

• Being surprised on crack

• Being "sussy" in the grave

• Being "That Bitch" who Likes ALL the Topics.

• Being that gal in the group who "listens to all music genres!" while exclusively listening to Harsh Noise and Power Electronics

• Being that person who asks questions in boring meetings to extend everyone’s suffering

• Being the Banjo-Tooie of the party (too big, staying too long, can’t find anything, weirdly passionate about the shaman vs witch debate)

• being the bara of bad news (and hating it)

• Being the Bitch of the Old Bailey

• Being the Bogeyman, or the boogeyman, or the bogyman, or the bogieman, or the boogie monster, or the boogieman, or the boogie woogie

• Being the boogie2988 of Grindr

• being the cancer of the friend group (Astrology)

• Being the "chosen one" (person who can say the N-word)

• Being the Dharma & Greg of the group

• Being The Dumbest Person In The Server

• Being the Evel Knievel of your friend group

• Being the "figment of collective imagination" of the friend group

• Being the grump that has to say the "n word"

• Being the guy responsible for keeping Lenin embalmed, but constantly having to fight the urge to take a little bite out of him

• Being the guy that cuts up onions at the queen's funeral

• Being the 'Jan Leeghwater' of your group of friends

• Being the Jerry Seinfeld of bottom surgery

• Being the kind of programmer who writes many lines of code vs Being the kind of programmer who snorts many lines of coke

• Being the only one in the group who laughs

• Being the only one under 3 inches at the 51th Chat Topic Anniversary Meet

• Being the only person on Earth to make Tetris sexist

• Being the owner of a certain topic account, and knowing deep down that your friends will deny their involvement

• Being the "pikachu libre" of the friend group

• Being the Pilotwings 64 of the party (No intro, starting instantly and really hard)

• Being there on monday afternoon

• Being the Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero of your friend group

• Being the "self flagellation guy" of the friend group

• Being the "Silent Hill" of the friend group

• Being the smartest tool in the shed

• Being the "Travis Scott" of the group (dying on September 14th, 2039)

• Being the waiter of your friend group and growing tired of all these complaints about flies

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