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Being nostalgic for the 50th Anniversary Chat Topic Meet
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Being Nut Deep In Random Pussy
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Being Obama's substitute for when he's sick but because of your ethnicity you're forced to blackface for the job
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Being one bad day away from becoming a lolcow
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Being one of those people who shits with their pants down
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being "'""""""""""""""""ongezellig"'"""""""""""""""" (upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to gain access to GespreksOnderwerpen)
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Being on PB pace and saying the craziest things like "This run sucks" and "Thanks for the gift sub ForceKinTim"
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Being on the anti pizza hawaii side because you do not like pizza
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Being on the hunt for a HIDDEN MICKEY but getting Smirnoff Iced instead
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Being on your computer vs Being OnYourComputer
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Being on your worst (🇳🇱) behaviour
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Being outed as a mathematician for following up the number "1" with the number "2"
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Being part of a jury that just can't decide if someone deserves 30 or 45 years of life in prison
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Being part of a Real Ass Gang
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Being physically unable to care about your job
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Being Pro-Porn vs. Being Pro-Pane
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Being put on puberty blockers because your name is "Matt Binder"
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Being Racist vs. Eating Raspatat
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Being really annoyed that zoomers under 50 are attending the 50th Anniversary Chat Topic Meet
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Being really annoying and naming your kids after programming keywords like “null” and None
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Being really embarrassed walking up to the Pearly Gates because you died wiping your ass
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Being really stinky during the air pressure test
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Being REALLY worried about this guy named " hitler"
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Being REALLY worried that we haven't been visited by a time traveler yet
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Being referred to as "The Im-Patient" because you're constantly unplugging yourself from your IV and trying to go home
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Being reincarnated as that chicken finger you shoved up your ass once
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Being remembered for your innovations vs. Being remembered for the rules you break
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Being santa in secret but none of your friends know but then you give them presents and they start asking questions
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Being scared to shit because the office toilet paper is too rough
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Being seriously miserable at every family event
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Being so caught up in your video gaming that you forgot to rinse the soap off your dog (im sorry terrence)
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Being so Christian god tells you to do the least Christ like things possible (kill, murder, finger your little hole, hate) anyway anyone else got little horns growing?
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Being so desperate for a conversation starter that you make up news
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Being so focused on your sudoku that you didn't notice the neonazi demonstration in your cafe
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Being so gassy the government considers you an "aerosol" and permanently places you on the No Fly List
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Being so intellectually gifted you just sit around all day
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Being someone's worst enemy and feeling the pressure to be the best possible villain you can be
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Being so poor you have to repurpose yesterday's chicken wrap as a condom
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Being so small you become invisible when thrown
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Being so spineless Unity can't convert you to a humanoid avatar (Not enough bones)
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Being spiritually aligned with The Beastie Boys
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Being stinky and attracting lots of friends (flies)
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Being stinky enough to play beatmania IIDX
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Being stinky vs. binky
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being stuck in a teams meeting with a full bladder of piss (no release)
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Being such a giggly boy that your pronouns automatically change to hehe/him
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Being such a Monkey Ball 2 fan that you call your son Ethan Floor
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Being summoned by the Topic Council for being unfunny
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Being supportive of your transgender son by calling him “Mah Boi” all the time
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Being surprised at the abundance of asscracks in crackdown 4
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Being surprised at the lack of asscracks in crackdown 1
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Being surprised at the lack of asscracks in crackdown 2
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Being surprised at the lack of asscracks in crackdown 3
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Being surprised at the lack of crackdown 4
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Being surprised on crack
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Being "sussy" in the grave
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Being "That Bitch" who Likes ALL the Topics.
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Being that gal in the group who "listens to all music genres!" while exclusively listening to Harsh Noise and Power Electronics
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Being that person who asks questions in boring meetings to extend everyone’s suffering
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Being the Banjo-Tooie of the party (too big, staying too long, can’t find anything, weirdly passionate about the shaman vs witch debate)
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being the bara of bad news (and hating it)
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Being the Bitch of the Old Bailey
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Being the Bogeyman, or the boogeyman, or the bogyman, or the bogieman, or the boogie monster, or the boogieman, or the boogie woogie
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Being the boogie2988 of Grindr
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being the cancer of the friend group (Astrology)
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Being the "chosen one" (person who can say the N-word)
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Being the Dharma & Greg of the group
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Being The Dumbest Person In The Server
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Being the Evel Knievel of your friend group
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Being the "figment of collective imagination" of the friend group
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Being the grump that has to say the "n word"
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Being the guy responsible for keeping Lenin embalmed, but constantly having to fight the urge to take a little bite out of him
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Being the guy that cuts up onions at the queen's funeral
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Being the 'Jan Leeghwater' of your group of friends
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Being the Jerry Seinfeld of bottom surgery
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Being the kind of programmer who writes many lines of code vs Being the kind of programmer who snorts many lines of coke
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Being the only one in the group who laughs
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Being the only one under 3 inches at the 51th Chat Topic Anniversary Meet
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Being the only person on Earth to make Tetris sexist
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Being the owner of a certain topic account, and knowing deep down that your friends will deny their involvement
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Being the "pikachu libre" of the friend group
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Being the Pilotwings 64 of the party (No intro, starting instantly and really hard)
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Being there on monday afternoon
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Being the Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero of your friend group
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Being the "self flagellation guy" of the friend group
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Being the "Silent Hill" of the friend group
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Being the smartest tool in the shed
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Being the "Travis Scott" of the group (dying on September 14th, 2039)
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Being the waiter of your friend group and growing tired of all these complaints about flies
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Being the world's biggest incel AND Rayman 2 fan, so you refer to women as Uglettes
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