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• Being a market analyst and missing the mark every time

• Being a Massive Gamer (999 games) vs. Being a Massive Gamer (271 lbs)

• Being America's worst nightmare for all the right reasons

• Being an absolute Vagina of a president (male)

• being an alien

• Being an "angel" and saying encouraging shit in public toilets

• Being an Ass-a-holic

• Being an average guy and having thoughts like "I think Joe Biden is doing an okay job.", "I can't say anything anymore nowadays!" and "I think today I will wear the ugliest denim known to man, just like every other day." Also, Oppan Gangnam Style. 🤘

• Being an Interesting Little Man

• being an "MC" (micro crab)

• Being annoyed that Holle Bolle Gijs keeps thanking you during the BJ

• Being “annoying” about your bisexuality. Being "loud" and "obnoxious" about being bi and loving it because other people need to see that being bi is good.

• Being an orange and saying the CRAZIEST things like "Hey Apple!" and "Knife!"

• Being a nostalgia flavored fella

• Being a passenger on one of the 9/11 planes going: "Ahahaha no WAY we're gonna fly into that building are you fucking kidding me"

• Being a "Pick me" vs. Being a Pikmin

• Being a "pinky" and the "brain" character (feeble feeble, mind mind)

• Being a professional golfer and calling yourself the "Hole Chaser" without realizing it makes you sound like a creep

• Being a quarky boyyyy

• Being a really good guy but your halitosis makes you off-putting to literally everyone

• Being a "ren" and "stimpy" character (happy happy, joy joy)

• Being a reverse Santa Claus that sneaks into people's houses and steals their prescribed drugs

• Being a "scratch & sniff" kinda guy

• Being a Sim and Saying The Craziest Things like "keekee pa Le

• Being as Kind as Possible

• Being a street musician and venmoing every passerby

• Being as undesirable as possible on Linkedin

• Being at a funeral and accidentally saying "finally" in every mourning sentence

• Being a terrible doxxer by accidentally sending someone your own IP address instead of theirs

• Being "at the airport"

• Being Autistic In The Hood

• Being a Vtuber and not rapping

• Being bad at getting kidnapped

• Being bad at pointing

• Being "bad" in prison and forced to going to the "concentration room"

• Being bald vs Being like Baal

• Being batman and making out with the nearest Robin cosplayer when you see someone named Delilah

• Being better at remembering where your open windows were on your second monitor than your computer

• Being bitten by a radioactive spider but rather than becoming awesome like Spider-Man you just die

• being blanky mode all day

• being branded "hoseboy" because of that one time your classmates saw you getting hosed down by your mom after you slipped into the spaghetti pot (you were grounded for 3 weeks)

• Being Bricked Up (phone doesn't work)

• Being British and actually enjoying yourself

• Being Bullied For Being An Ass Baby

• Being called a "future furry" by your boss in the standup

• Being called the brontosaurus of the group while not even being vegetarian

• Being chinese (but not anymore)

• Being close friends with the 1Guy1Jar Man

• Being comfy with your own bladder (I will never piss. I do not have to piss. Pee is all in the mind/pee is stored in the balls

• Being completely flawless except for peeing next to every toilet

• Being completely unfazed by the "Bud Dwyer moment" at work

• being "complicit" in "murder"

• being conceived in the McDonald's slushy

• Being conditioned to laugh instantly upon seeing the Memri TV logo

• Being confronted about your bing usage

• Being confronted with your mistakes Tetris style

• Being convinced all music is fully random and good songs got really lucky

• Being Convinced Xenophobia is a Disease and Spending Years Developing an Ingestible Cure

• Being cracked at the surprise of lackdown

• Being deaf and getting jumpscared by people constantly sneaking up on you

• Being defined a conversational literary device while all you do is create topics

• Being desperately in need of a tank emoji

• Being disappointed when someone has a French accent

• Being disgusted by horses

• Being Distracted By Your Morpheus Meter Going Off

• Being dubbed the "Gooch" of the music industry

• Being everyone's favorite lil stinky guy

• Being excited to get pants'd for the first time cause you have a massive cock but in reality everyone just laughs at the skidmarks covering the entire backside of your underwear

• Being excruciatingly hungry while performing open heart surgery

• being extremely lonely despite the humanoid creatures that spawn from your back whenever you hear weezer

• Being fine with the men

• Being Flappy bird pilled 💊💊💊 🐦🐦🐦 I want to kill the creator of this game.... 🐦 Birdy time

• Being followed by the "Joke's End" music from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

• Being from Iran and using phrases like “I ran with it” and “Iranclad armor”

• Being from the alternate universe where they say "Hey!" instead of "Bang!" at the end of the big bang theory intro

• Being from the universe where the girl character in rage comics is called "derpia" instead of "derpina"

• Being gay and not quite figuring out why the game of "dodgeball" is so counterintuitive to you

• Being Gay In Really Dangerous Situations

• Being "Gay" (killing lots of people)

• being goatless

• being Gods little quaalude junkie 😊

• Being "Heaven Blessed" with a Mickey Mouse P*ssy (the whole town wants a ride)

• being hopeful

• Being hung like Elefun

• Being Ian (Hier is Ian)

• Being In a Heated Blanket vs. Being In a Heated Divorce

• Being in public and getting a pairing request for "Adolf's AirPods Pro"

• Being in public and not realizing the #tractors and #nsfw channels swapped places

• Being insecure about the size of your language model

• Being insulted by Rare N64 artstyles

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