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Ronald McDonald, this is your final warning.
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Pointing at the guy's stain and saying "Haha, I got that reference."
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r/relationship_advice • 12 hours ago DeliveringHellaLove445 My wife (33F) doesn't appreciate jokes about my (35M) mail delivery job despite the fact I work 15h a day to support our family. My friends all think it's funny but she keeps saying "our baby is not a lootcrate". How do I tell her that they changed their name to "The Loot Company" in 2019?
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r/relationship_advice • 2 days ago DHLSux123 How do I(33F) get my mailman husband(35M) to stop joking about "delivering" the baby? Our baby is not a box of Hello Fresh. I'm 8 months pregnant and at the end of my rope
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Pointing out you own the same kind of batteries as your friend (nobody cares about this, really)
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Visibly wearing wired earphones and shitting yourself for that "nostalgic" look
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MEET THE TEAM: - Benoit, the Carry - Helen, the Bringer of Vibes - Ruddy, the Chaotic - Edwin, the Quick Draw - Darren, the Funny Man - Rodney, the Operator
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Hamblurgar Hires New Henchmen Knows As The "Hamburglar Helpers"
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ifunny ifunny ifunny.. ifunny...... u also funny?
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You wanted to see me?
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Being summoned by the Topic Council for being unfunny
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💧 💧 💧 Shit
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The leaky topic faucet has been fixed! No more trickly down topics
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These bitches ornery
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Not helping with the stank situation
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Blocking public transit for #shitsandgiggles
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What bullshit is the farmer up to now
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Your iPhone only has two cameras??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Fuck “levend stratego”, vandaag speelt groep 8 “dood stratego!” (For more Niederländische Topics , please do not participate in this game of life and death and live another day to subscribe to ChatTopics Gold
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dying doing what you loved: getting in the way of motorized vehicles
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letting him know when you want to have a nice time
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its so blessed to know nothing about @drake except him being a pedophile 🙏
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Oh FUCK it's Big Hitler!
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So basically, Los Pollos is McDonald's. (for more Breaking Bad fun facts, go away. GO AWAY!!!)
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Hahahaha, diapy time!
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Making a funny reference to Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise A Football in Google Sheets (
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Hey, at least we didn't die from nothing!
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Naming every single person who has ever wronged you (michael, bichael, sprichael, etc)
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Always being able to see your chance of getting laid in any given scenario (6281927730128%)
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Realizing you are Marco
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Always being able to see your chance of getting laid in any given scenario (0.00000028%)
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peeing out of my pussy for bigy stain
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No poopy
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pissing in my pants cause i like it (fetish content)
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Sports
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Being a dead "Film Critic" (RIP Orbio 😢 It was your Finest Hour) and saying the CRAZIEST things like "Film Theory: The HIDDEN MICKEY in Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise A Football (2022) is real and was witnessed by MonkeyMagic13 stirmaxxing his stinky chili bowl! Now for my next segment, "Favorite Simpsons Episode!" (film theory does not exist GODVERDOMME! (For More Dutch Topics, upgrade to ChatTopics Gold for >GespreksOnderwerpen<. All proceeds go to the Conversation Topics account owner (😂 😂 account owners be like "hey Bro give me your MONEY" 😂 😂) Also, Oppan Gangnam Style. 🤘 now that i have your attention i need help with metamask pleas ehelp my wallet my funds they arent safe help the wallet name is "top 10 bitcoin pussy vs shitcoin pussy fights" (metamask wallet does not exist)
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What snake can program in Python? A boa constructor! I have been feeling increasingly more depressed and it's not getting better
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Bonycon
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Why was applejak popular enough to spawn entire conventions? Was it an age gap thing?
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Just woke up from a coma. Where is wojak? Doctor: who do you think gave you the soy for the implant
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Just woke up from a coma. Who is wojak?
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Film Theory: If you shit your pants during a screening of Joel Crawford's critically acclaimed "The Croods: A New Age" (2020), you should be entitled to a full refund and a free Pepsi refill (I'm talking to you, AMC Plainville at 220 New Britain Ave, Plainville, Connecticut 06062, United States)
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Film Theory: The famous "Super Mario" from Aaron Horvath's critically acclaimed "The Super Mario Bros. Movie" (2023) is Italian
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Film Theory: John Carpenter's critically acclaimed "Halloween" (1978) takes place on Halloween night
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Dongy Drako my favroite movie
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Why did Rowling name the mean character Darko Malfoy? Is she just insane?
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Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise King of the Smoke From the Dead (resurrection spell does not exist)
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Hoping you'll meet the King of the Smoke in heaven but remembering God doesn't like 18 Wheeler Big Rigs
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Big Diesel Damien succumbs to Lung Cancer at 76
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Wanna go far? Try a car This message was sponsored by Big Diesel Damien. King of the Smoke
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Can't afford the car? Don't worry, you can now smell like the car. Introducing the new Chat Topics Cologne! Made with 80% Diesel. It d
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Having a very special verbal tic (Whenever you enter a room you scream "BADUSSY" at the top of your lungs)
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Joe Biden, wake up.
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Going "Crazy Bus" mode for Max Passenger Entertainment (MPE)
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Doctor Mario Diagnoses You With Blubberpussy!
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Our friend "Mack" was there too, and he did the Gangnam Style.
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Plugging your dick into your partner’s pussy and hearing the Ring doorbell sound
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pretty sssurree.. i just saw a guy pee himself at the cosplay event...
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Cosplaying as a "piss pant baby". (i did not piss myself. the stain just got there. i did not piss myself. i did not piss myself)
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I have been a good bing 😊
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whats the dog doing.. whats the dog doin... WHATS THE DOG DOING WHAT IS THAT GUY DOING AAAAAAAAAA
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Making a CinemaSins-style "Everything Wrong With" for a porn video but discovering it has perfect continuity and cinematography
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Gaining the prison nickname of "Mitochondrion" because you are the powerhouse of your cell
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I Say my wife: "Make sandwich me." She say "You Bitch husband, you dont do Anything but play your stupid Video game . Inane game . Anus" (I dont know why she say last part) I say her: " Baabhabhiat" 😂
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does anyone know the name of that song from that 2012 south korean song that was like heeeyyy sexy lady... i desperately need help. Also, Oppan Gangnam Style. 🤘
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Being an average guy and having thoughts like "I think Joe Biden is doing an okay job.", "I can't say anything anymore nowadays!" and "I think today I will wear the ugliest denim known to man, just like every other day." Also, Oppan Gangnam Style. 🤘
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Do all toasters really toast toast? Also, Oppan Gangnam Style. 🤘
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Advertising yourself as “Ex-Conversation Topic Writer” on your dating profile in the hopes of attracting fans (We’re onto you MonkeyMagic13, you fucking sleazeball. Wish the lynching was real)
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Singing parts of Gangnam Style 1 hour and 38 minutes into your wall noise record
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Regarding MonkeyMagic13: https://pastebin.com/tT1peaq1
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What even is a "fuckfart"? Was James Rolfe out of his mind?!
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"Are we the baddies"-maxxing
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Being really embarrassed walking up to the Pearly Gates because you died wiping your ass
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TURN TO SIDE-B AND INSERT TO FUCKING BOX!
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Bomb.
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Going "orange mode" to dispel the allegations
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Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise an Objection! (fangame does not exist)
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Realizing your life would be infinitely better if you started compulsively gambling
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wwhat's up everybody i'm in Cr1TiKaL condition
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HEARTWARMING: Dog overjoyed to be reunited with local town sodomite after 10-year prison stint. (Click to see video)
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Leffen confirmed to be two children in a suit
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Bringing your haunted pussy on the bus, ruining the trip for everyone
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Recognizing when your ass is the best option for the given scenario
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What are the goo-goo-ga-ga genres of gaming?
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🖕
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Sorry for all the epic topics lately, this will be toned down in the coming weeks.. its being dealt with.. STOP ASKIMG jesus its going to stop ok? please just stop asking PLEASE
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The so-called "Sandwich Artist" put too much lettuce on my footlong and now all the boys are laughing at me. Worst birthday ever
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Kfc mean, kantaki fry chiken ,,,, cranchy chicke, fresh frys.... sauce. i m lovin it
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Finding stuff but not really the Stuff you were looking for, but its still Cool stuff i guess
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Buying a bratwurst and going... hmmm...
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