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Referencing schizophrenic people
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Refering to 9/11 as "Planey Boys"
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Refering to everyone else driving on the moterway as 'opponents'
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Referring to a neighborhood's violent crime as an "integral part of the GrassRoots vibe ™️ "
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Referring to anything that is "male" as "manny"
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Referring to doomed lawsuits as "Suicide Battles"
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Referring to morse code as braille
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Referring to Ted Bundy as your problematic fave
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Referring to the Harry Potter films as "the potty movies"
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Referring to your ass as the Red Giant before succumbing to your third degree burns
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Referring to your ass as "The Windy City"
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Referring To Your Asshole As "The Rabbit Hole"
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Referring to your balls as "Ballz 3D" during sex, after which you immediately stop having intercourse and turn on your Super Nintendo to play Ballz 3D
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Referring to your girlfriend as 'The Ol' Misthorn'
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Referring to yourself as "Allah" and building a church called the "Seven"
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refer to my previous tweet please think hard about it
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Refrigerating your paper for no particular reason
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Refusing to apologize for your level of binging
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Refusing to back down from placing "ABBA Gold: Greatest Shits" in your Top 100 Albums of All Time
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Refusing to back down from placing "Hampsterdance: The Album" in your Top 100 Albums of All Time
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Refusing to buy Palworld, because it doesn't have Rosa's shoes
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Refusing to date someone for their video game character of choice
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Refusing to have sex because of a lack of gamification
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Refusing to say "no cap", because you think it stands for "no capitalism"
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Refusing to sell Zack & Wiki to some kid because he's too dumb for the puzzles
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Regarding MonkeyMagic13: https://pastebin.com/tT1peaq1
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Reggy Fills a May
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Regretting not considering your Balkan friend in the deal and missing him a bit (his ass was perfect)
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Rejecting a pull request with the comment "Give up."
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Rejecting your harsh noise listening experience and reaffirming your love for electro swing
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Released brentalfloss tracks
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Releasing 37 different walkthroughs for Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
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Releasing a game after 5 years of development to be told it "obviously needed to cook a bit longer"
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Releasing a swarm of waxworms inside Madame Tussauds
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Releasing controversial artists just to hear their worst tracks written in jail
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Releasing some of that pent up gamer energy
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Releasing That Loud, Stinky Smelling "PFFT!"
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releasing the spelunky all over your keyboard
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Relocating your family to finally meet Bigingle
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Remembering 9/11 as the day before that one time you had to chug your 3L bottle of chocolate milk at airport security because suddenly the TSA exists now
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Remembering a funny ChatTopic during sex
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Remembering and laughing at videos that don't exist
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Remembering Pussy Around Christmas Time
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Remembering the moment you were conceived
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Remembering the proper chinese sign stroke orders vs remembering the funny times your friends had strokes
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Remember to check Ur firealrm to make sure it doesn't kill you
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remember what Jesus said... "Take your meds".
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reminder: kill your doppelganger on sight, otherwise they might do something cringe
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Reminder to all topic fans to go out and vote today! Please don't let anything sway your decision. I know who I am voting for.
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Reminding everyone that it's "monkey time"
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Reminding everyone that it's "pigeon time"
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Reminding your boys to pull that vid thru y2mate and archiving that shit
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Reminding yourself you browse r/bigdickproblems whenever intimidated
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removed conversation topics
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Removing all the internals from your GameCube to use it as a lunch box only to discover you could have just bought a dedicated lunch box
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Removing Ribz For Ya Auto Fellatio
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"Removing" somebody
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Removing ya teeth: Hardcore Edition
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Removing your baby because he is in your asshole
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Removing your baby because you think he's an asshole
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Renaming the "wife-beater" to the more genderneutral "spouse-beater"
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Renaming your hardened pub beverage to "The Gay Drink" just to see what happens
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Renting Out Yo Cum To The Reds
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Rentin Super Mario 64 On Yo iQue Player
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reonion tour
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Repeatedly messaging "Uw bezorger is DAAR!" to your victim as you're approaching (upgrade to ChatTopics Gold to protect yourself from GespreksOnderwerpen)
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Repeatedly pressing the X and Y buttons without being sucked
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repeatedly saying "PLEASE PLEASE OH PLEASE" hoping uberEats gives you a discount
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Repeatedly screaming "Aaa! Help me" while competing in the olympics
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Replacing a random panel in your 1000 page comic archive with Goatse
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Replacing the "IT'S LIT" ad lib in Sicko Mode with AVGN saying "IT'S SHIT"
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Replying "calm down lol" to random tweets
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Replying "LMFAO" to a conversation topic in a desperate attempt to make people think you aren't running the account
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Replying "me" to every question even if it directly implicates you for murder
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Replying "No we cant!!! that shit is easily in the 6 figures" everytime you get asked to buy something
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Replying only with "hmm bitter" to all bad news
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Replying to O RLY? with YA RLY! and getting banned
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Replying "Uhh no, and you never change" to every question
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Replying with "I know it's you" to random twitter accounts
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Replying with "LowTierGod's message" to anyone asking you to pay owed money
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reply to this topic with some Huge cocks
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Reporting a bomb threat mid-flight because the airplane food will cause explosive diarrhea
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Reporting on someone's death every day until they actually die and then claiming you predicted it in a vision
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Reporting videos on porn sites for nudity
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Repost Reshare Revibe Relove Relive Respray pass this along to 20 certified bestboys to support climate change
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🐘 republican'ts
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Requesting an Epic Mac N Cheese Recipe as a Mii Costume on the StreetPass Plaza
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Requesting a residence permit for someone that doesn't exist
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Requesting ltg.png to be added to your workspace slack's custom emojis
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Requesting money from everyone you know
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