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Requesting to see Mr. Moseby at every hotel you stay at
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Re-recording and submitting a previously featured Comment Question Of The Day to Equals Three and getting featured by Ray again
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Resealing video games once youre done with them to ensure the little characters dont crawl out and hurt you in the night
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Resident Evil 4 Leon Bimboification Timeline
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Resident Evil: Survival Horror or Gay Porn?
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Respawning and thinking Why In Hell Did I Die Bro 😔 ⚰️
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*respectfully stays silent during the cutscene*
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Respecting the elderly by choosing "Fuck, Marry, Kill" between them
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responding to a joke with "hmm, almost."
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Responding to all your neighbors' complaints about the loudness of your drum kit with an emphatically played "ba dum tss"
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Responding to some bad news KiraFlax style
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Responding to your friend's selfie with "lmao i've never seen this before"
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Rest in Peace Satoru Iwata mock funeral service.jpeg
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rest in piece
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Restrict blood flow to Gollum™'s throat.
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Resurrecting MARIO WIIU to show him the water in Metroid Prime Remastered
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Retrieving discord nitro payment receipts and following people to their home address
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Returning instant noodles to the store because they take time to cook
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returning to the store because you forgot to buy "creamed of meat"
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Returning to your 9 year long coma after checking Conversation topics
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return of the chungus
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Return of the Cow Pandemic: Please Don't Stop The Moo-Sick
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Retweet for 72 years of good luck
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Revealing to your life-long boyfriend that you've just been trying to get with his daughter
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Revealing to your life-long girlfriend that you've just been trying to get with her dad
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Revealing your extensive knowledge of the 90s tv show "Friends" with less than 20 casualties
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Reverting back to antisemitism after hearing Channing Tatum mumble “My name is Jeff” in 22 Jump Street
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Reviewing cars based on how enjoyable it is to be stuck in them during rush hour traffic
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Reviewing cars based on how well they approximate Lightning McQueen
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Reviewing cars (lol can you even imagine, would be such a sad life)
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Reviewing every video game by saying "This game sucks even more than TMNT: Coming Out Your Ass game!" and giving a 3/10
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Reviewing restaurants you've never visited
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Reviewing the national alert system, saying "its exuberant tonality harmoniously blends the dying squeals of electronic goats with the melodic rapture of diarrhea bubbling from a coyote's craphole"
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Rewatching announcement videos from your favorite YouTubers announcing they will be at TooManyGames 2012
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Rex Viper frontman "James Roofe" overdoses on heroin after a "rough night" performing at TooManyGames 2027. This topic was written by EpicMickey2014 follow me on twitter
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Ribbed for her pleasure vs ribbed for his pleasure
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Rich Homie Quan goes "Poor Mode"
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Rick & Morty go to the Mushroom Kingdom
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🦀🦀🦀 RICOCHET HAS BEEN UPDATED 🦀🦀🦀
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Riddle #107: Where did my wife go?
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riddleboy2012 vs. EnigmaMan1960
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Riding a rollercoaster while the park's official POV for the ride is being recorded and saying the CRAZIEST things like "AAAAAAAAAAHHH" and "I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF WITH A BIG BROWNER"
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Rigging a game of charades to make your friend get the Prostitute card every time
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Rigging your children's smartphones so they stay convinced that you caused a very specific tragic event
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ringing the "taco bell" (ladies, you know where to find me)
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📢 Ring (now) 🔔 Miyamoto is at your Front Door
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Ripping Out A Fat One (We're Here To Have Fun)
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Ripping some fucking ass with yer pals
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Ripping the longest fart ever with a guy in the stall next to you and instinctively saying "damn"
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Risking your job to increase the office's funny levels
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Robbing robin williams
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Robert the robber and his untimely demise at the hands of the US judicial system - A case study
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roblox porn
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Robotron 64 wave 201 (you get booby & as.)
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rocket power maurice fancam
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Rock Paper Scissors wins every category at the game awards and then they show a trailer for Tic Tac Toe
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Rodeo Bill and his Countless Rodeo Kills
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Roflcopter crashes, hundreds dead. This is no laughing matter
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Roleplaying as a British person by putting random Us in words that don't need them, e.g. sponsour, poisounous, pouwer, couck
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Roleplaying as a ghost by only taking very blurry pictures of yourself
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Roller Coaster in Excel? Seriously???
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Rollerpissing
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Rolling a Fart over your Prostate to Check for Cancer
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Rolling that sh*t (Going dung beetle mode)
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Rolling your ankle while you're Jack Black
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Rolling Your Finger over your Prostate to Check for Cancer
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Ronald McDonald is not the same anymore after the McAccident
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Ronald McDonald's Secret Chicken Recipe Revealed!!!!! Tastiest Clucker Ever!!!!!
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Ronald McDonald, this is your final warning.
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ronaldo burger
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Roses are red, violets are blue, the Conversation Topics Twitter account is ran by someone you know, yes it's true
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"Rotten Fish-ing" a commercial airliner, resulting in two new, seperate 9/11s somehow
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Round Women
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r/relationship_advice • 12 hours ago DeliveringHellaLove445 My wife (33F) doesn't appreciate jokes about my (35M) mail delivery job despite the fact I work 15h a day to support our family. My friends all think it's funny but she keeps saying "our baby is not a lootcrate". How do I tell her that they changed their name to "The Loot Company" in 2019?
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r/relationship_advice • 2 days ago DHLSux123 How do I(33F) get my mailman husband(35M) to stop joking about "delivering" the baby? Our baby is not a box of Hello Fresh. I'm 8 months pregnant and at the end of my rope
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r/SixtyFiveThousandFiveHundredThirtyFiveSentenceHorror
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R U A Hotwing?
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Rubbing a Genie Lantern While Having Your Priorities Stuck in The 2010s and Wishing for Brofists from Pewdiepie and Other Cancelled YouTubers
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Rubbing butts together. Its something people did a Lot back in the day but it has become somewhat of a <<Lost Art>>
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Ruh roh! Seems like our friend Scooby finds himself in some trouble.
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Rules of the Brawl Club
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Rules of the Gestapo
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Rumble feature vs grumble feature
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Rumors are circulating Dalauan “Low Tier God” Sparrow has written and published the latest conversation topic. We’ve been unable to confirm this rumor. We’ve reached out to Mr. Sparrow for comment, but without answer. Instead we all got our asses banned.
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Running a 5-star sex shop called Bonerfide
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Running 𝚌𝚑𝚛(𝚜𝚞𝚖(𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎(𝚘𝚛𝚍(𝚖𝚒𝚗(𝚜𝚝𝚛(𝚗𝚘𝚝())))))) in Python
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Running into someone you don't know who greets you and saying the CRAZIEST things like "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!" and "RIP my inbox! XD"
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Running the wrong “speedtest” and getting arrested for illegal possession of narcotics
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*runs pro laps around you >w<*
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Rupee Pussy Payout
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