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Working for the Ministry of Defense and wondering why the Queen's "Funeral Detected" notification keeps going off
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Working in corporate purely because you're an "Office Ambience Enjoyer"
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Working private discord emotes into your speech pattern
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Working Retail on License To Kill Difficulty (work full-time without getting abhorrent songs stuck in your head)
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World's Biggest "Pink Gold Peach" Fan
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World's funniest ass doctor still gets laughs by going "say aah" before an exam
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World’s Funniest Dad Repeats “Forklift Operator” Joke Every Time He Lifts Fork To Eat Small Bite Of Food
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Worlds most impossible gh3 song!!
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World War 6: Eco-Fashies (people who are hard-ons) Vs. Eco-Flaccies (people who can't get hard-ons (due to the economy))
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World War III: Not Yet One of the Wars
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World War II: One of the Most Famous Wars
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World war I: One of the least famous Wars
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World War IV: The first V war
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Worse call Saul
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Worshipping death but still being really afraid of dying
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Worst Guitarist in the world
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Wouldn't it feel good to drive a bus? People need to get picked up
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Would you collect Mario's lil brown star?
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Would you consider Min Min from Smash Ultimate a wasted slut?
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Would you free him for 10 Billion Dollars
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Would you fuck a goat? Y/N
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would you go shitting with me?
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Would you let jerma985 take a look into your vagina?
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WOULD YOU RATHER: food or feud
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would you rather fuck bigfoot or suck on his toe
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Would you rather have an "epiphany" or an "epic funny"
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Would you rather prolapse or relapse
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Would you rather type a report or skype a malort
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Would you still like my topics if I were a worm?
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Would you still love me if i were a computer worm?
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would you touch poo for $100.png
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WOW! HOT a What Baabhabhiat
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WOW!! JAW DROPPING SPEED BAG (BALL) SKILLS
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Wow, that furry sure loves to eat chocolate!
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Wow. This album is flawless. I mean, utter perfection. I'm usually into more heavy stuff like Nickelback, Green Day, AC/DC, and Leather Beavis, but thought I'd give this a go. Does not disappoint at all from the opening riff to the last cr
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Wow This Is Most Epic Topic to Date. Speechless
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Wrapping your lips around the soda dispenser at Five Guys Burgers n Fries and taking a Big Gulp of Coca Cola Vanilla Zero Sugar
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Write “onomatopoe” Im tryna see sumn
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Writing a comprehensive walkthrough for Def Jam only for Snoop Dogg to cave your head in with a bat
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Writing a "cookbook" but it's just a tutorial on how to diss people on Twitter
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Writing a romance novel about someone who needs to take suppositories and someone who loves giving them
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Writing 'Hello World' and claiming that robots are going to take over the world someday
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Writing 'lol' in the gamechat every time you make a kill
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Writing long rants about work to hide the fact that your stupid ass is still in high school
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Writing really awful things in the funeral guestbook and signing as "Jontron"
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Writing really long reviews on things that are extremely mid
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Writing your indie novel (Game of Thrones) in something stupid like vi
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Writing your own material: A sign of integrity or a giant waste of time?
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Writing your suicide note in Lord of the Rings font to make it epic
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WTF (Welcome To Friday)
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WTF?! Who put a bottle of shit in the work refrigerator?!
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WTF?! Who put blue waffles in the work refrigerator?!?!
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WUNSHPUNCH OR BUST
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wwhat's up everybody i'm in Cr1TiKaL condition
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WWJD? Epically
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xbox
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Xbox Kinect Sex Tape
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xQc
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x, you see?
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"Yabba dabba doo!" Does anyone know what this is from? lol
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ya bed still sticky from da prolapse
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Yakko Warner just blew my F*CKING MIND!!!
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Yankee Fred Flintstone: “Yabba gabagool!”
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Yankin daddy
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Yeah I farted. What of it?
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yeah, i have two assholes, so what? Im a human, I have rights, quit starin'
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"Yeah it's really sad what's happening over there." - Alzheimer's patient on Enron
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Yeah, my blood type is B+, Based + Shrimp-pilled
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Yeah sure shadowban me for my topics- you know i have nothing to lose right?? And that i know where you fucking live??!?
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Yeah, this is where the installation happens baby
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yea im a rude dude i say please and thank you 🥺 😎
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YEEESH! Some topics aren't easy to talk about
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Yelling "3, 2 ,1, Action" while driving right through the glassdoors of your local Action
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Yelling at the bike rack
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Yelling 'Eureka' when doing basic things, like opening doors and turning the tv on
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Yelling "living" at random points of the day to remind yourself that this is not the afterlife
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Yelling “Squadala! We’re off!” every time your plane takes off
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Yelling "STICKYYYYY BALLS" whenever someone leaves their seat
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Yelling Yes We Can In Walmart When Asked If You Want Paper or Plastic
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*yells into your pussy*
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Ye oké But What if je girl had hit 'em OST
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Yep... Sitting down......
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Yes, I have a stutter!! (stolen valor)
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Yes thats right i am REALLY tom from tom and jerry do not ask how i got access to the computer lets just say i ate the face off my owners corpse #justcatthings #meowamirightmotherfucker
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yes yes yes mmm gfuel so good yes yes yes gang gang grab grab mmm expressvpn so good yes yes yes
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Yet the Smurfs are immortal, so they are still alive to this day.
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yfw your scripted ambush happens
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yoda but its spelled y-o-d-a instead of that OTHER way
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Yoda Dunkin'
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Yoda Obama Hanging Incident
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