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Getting it ALL mixed up (getting your toilet brush and toothbrush mixed up)
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Getting """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""jiggy""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" with it
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Getting jumpscared by a moving bus
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getting kicked in the BAWLS
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Getting kicked out of a groupchat for being "(relative) sam hyde"
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getting kicked out of your parents house for allegedly "providing way too much info" about your "sick infatuation with your father"
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Getting killed because a funny lil guy distracted you
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Getting Kurdistan involved
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Getting Laid vs Getting Spraid
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Getting Laughed at for Bringing Your Dad to The "Gabba Gabba Gabba Raise a Football 2: Chipmunked!" Premiere (movie does not exist)
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Getting Laughed at for Bringing Your Dad to The "The Whistler" Premiere (dad does not exist)
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Getting laughed at for not bringing your father to The Father
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Getting "marvelled" upon watching miss marvel for the 141st time (the body was almost completely unidentifiable)
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Getting 'mugged' by a postal service
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Getting on the "crypto" diet consisting of only eating raw meat and uncooked eggs until your body stops
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getting paid for your work with indecent exposure
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getting pho'cked up at the local vietnamese restaurant
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Getting possessed to reach higher typing speeds
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Getting pregnant with twins and naming them "Shit" and "Piss"
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Getting pulled out of jail with a "P.S. Leffen Card" just to get put through trial again
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Getting punished by God for something he thinks you did
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Getting "Queened" Right After The Queen Dies
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Getting raptured because you chose the wrong (or right???) Hotdog
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Getting Ratio'd by the White House
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Getting ready to get your fuckin' fingers in there (pie)
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Getting really angry at someone without understanding their language
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Getting really angry in chat every time a horse (a WHAT?!) is mentioned
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Getting Really Horny on r/skrillex
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Getting really pissy online because falling in a random hole in the ground isn't gonna lead to a complex catacomb with a mini-boss at the end. It just won't! It's not gonna happen! They wouldn't sacrifice their precious formula for a little bit of fun!
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Getting really punished because your friend thinks its funny
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Getting really sick and squirting out of your ass and having food poisoning- WAIT! It was all a dream! You were just squirting for fun 🙂
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Getting really tired of your girlfriend saying "no cap" because you desperately want to leave it on during sex
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Getting roasted by water companies for using 10x your usual amount of water but they don't know about your in-house cannabis plantation
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Getting Sad Cow Disease
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Getting sad when the doctor brings up FFS because you think it means 'For Fucks Sake' and dont know he is trying to get you the surgery you want
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Getting scared AKA Finding true motivation to shit yourself
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Getting sent to gamer prison
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Getting Signed By Crack Pipe Records: How To Survive Your First Day In The Weird Ass Office
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Getting stairstabbed on the step machine at the gym
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Getting struck by lightning bolts for fun vs. buying crypto
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Getting sued for starting what is essentially the Japanese equivalent of YMC (Young Money Clan)
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Getting Tattoos of Horrible Moments
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Getting That Ass Banned
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getting that brown split on Board Bowsers Sbub
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Getting that little bit of estrogen you needed to win the tournament
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Getting that sixpack by eating bricks
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Getting that Tasmanian Devil head
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Getting the Grandpa Teleportation Skill at Lv.60
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Getting the Medal of Honor for writing a funny book with the little pictures of animals
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Getting the nickname Geyser Man after giving up 21 months of NoFap
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Getting the nickname Mr Incredible, because nothing you say can be trusted
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Getting the nickname Tiny Huge Island, because your asscheeks vary in size
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Getting The Single Sock Achievement (go through life with 1 sock never wear another one or buy a new one)
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Getting the wrong Game of Thrones torrent and not realizing S08E03 got replaced by 21 jump street
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Getting things done with no real rhyme or reason
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Getting this guys cock out of the way
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Getting tricked by a whoopee cushion before getting the electric chair
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Getting trolled by Japanese etiquette
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Getting unreasonably mad at the soccer arcade game
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Getting what you want via manipulation (suplexing them through the table)
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Getting "Wheely" Political At Presidential Rallies
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Getting Worried About Such a Tiny Thing (circumcision)
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Getting Ya Dick Wet On An Episode Of X-Files
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Getting Your Covid 2023 Battle Pass
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Getting your daily dose of lethal radiation
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Getting your discord put on a "list"
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Getting your location doxxed only for people to admire your living conditions
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Getting yourself fired for the severance package but it only contains a single banana
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"Gettin jiggy with it" on a Sunday (aka playing terrydactyl land for 2 hours without collecting a single jiggy)
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Gettin' noddy
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Gettin Pregnant With Elvis
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Gettin that good Jaw Jaw Binks ™️ from a gungan (the best sloppy in the outer rim and for your outer rim) face sex
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Gettin' Ya Dick Wet & Keepin' Ya Dick Wet (Double Album)
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get your dattebayo ass outta here before i dunk your head thru that ramen bowl
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Gimmick Account Owner Paranoia
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gin and juice.mp3.exe
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Girl fingered me so hard I started seeing the Sony Privacy Policy™️
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Girl from the coffee corner drew a heart in my cappuccino. Wish me luck, guys!
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girl phones be like SCREEN CRACKED
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girls DEATH
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Girls on Tinder with the 'Sewer Enthusiast' label
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Girls With Dad Bods
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Girl that stink good
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Girl that stink kinda bad but its ok shes trying her best (her best is not good enough)
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Girl,_you_smell_(Inflammatory_remark)
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git pull mickey
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git pull teeth -a
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Give a man a fish, and he will restore 12 HP. Teach a man to fish, and he will min-max grind fishing skill XP for the rest of his life. You’ve ruined him.
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Give a man a slice and he'll be cheesy for a day, teach a man to churn and he'll be cheesy for good
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give joe biden the metal for the helmet he make a piston with it anyway
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